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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · Apr 3

bonequest hi-fi bootlegs #001
[ #104: ordinary deck of cards ]
bonequest.com/104

whet the palate, wet the bed

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New Title Cards Every Day! The Official DBZEpisodes Account @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 17d

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Telodendron @telodendron.bsky.social · May 29

Header text: HSD: Human Shit Detective

A little guy in a fedora and trenchcoat examines an unidentified pile with a magnifying glass. He says: “I’m sorry, I don’t know what this is.”

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 1d

What I witnessed with the free candy box in the breakroom today spells a grim portent for the future of socialism in America

astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 2d

I'm like 40% joking when I say our president shuffling between media appointments clearly exhausted not having fun and ever more anxious about his death is the most he's ever understood the average working class American

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Quasimodox @quasimodox.bsky.social · 2d

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 3d

Shovelling fistfuls of Mellowcreme Pumpkins into my mouth while getting fucked #fucked

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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 3d

new favorite gif just dropped:

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No Context GameCenter CX 🕹️ @nocontextgccx.bsky.social · Oct 25

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Cursed Arcade Cabinets @cursedarcades.bsky.social · 5d

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 5d

"Download image" on mobile Google being a "save to some fucking Google storage bin instead of my camera roll and generate a Share Link" button is some heinous shit that we've let rock for way too long

astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 5d

Got em all from Sock Dreams. Their size 13+ selection is dwindling a little but I picked up some pairs of the Old School Military Bootsocks and Merino Wool socks and I can vouch for both so far

astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 5d

Bought some nice new socks off the internet for my big stupid size 13 feet (you can do that nowadays) and involuntarily moaned when I put one on

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck yes dude

Chipzel - 06 Step Right Up

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 5d

Put On the Best Damn Talent Show This Kingdom’s Ever Seen for 8 Red Coins

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 6d

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 6d

The sexual tension between Howie Mandel and the dealer is low-key cooking meeeee

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 6d

(pep talking myself to go back from lunch but actually sort of starting to feel myself) I can do this. I will do this nine times

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CD-i @cd-i.bsky.social · Nov 8

Darlun's Rambling Trip (System Sacom, Mac/Windows, 1996)

A rabbit walks in a forest. The crossroads has signs for "internet", "tarot", "hiking" and "quit".

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 6d

I really need to rewatch it and dispel this notion but I kind of don't believe that It Follows is 11 years old. I still stand in the spot I found myself when a friend called me to see that thing in theaters. It can't be that old

astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 6d

Customer got really worried as I started repeating "pargon pargon pargon" to myself. 🙄. First of all. Bread aisle never change. Second of all it's just a incantation

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V @team-stardust.pmd.social · 7d

pov: you are a bomb on dust 2 b site planted in nook and you are being disarmed

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astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 7d

I think I'm extremely lucky in that I'm not constantly looking at news to confirm whether I'm about to lose important food and healthcare benefits or go another week without a paycheck and all that but also. Lol our government has been shut down for like a month. Just don't be shut down idiot

astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 7d

Every couple days now I just remember "oh yeah our government is still shut down"

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 7d

mcdonalds sprite has stem cells in it

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out of the past of a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 7d

Hari Ren - Pubs Of England - The Padfoot's Rest (c.2020)

Art by Hari Ren of a male seated figure, his face downcast, his half-full/half-empty pint on a red table. A black dog with red eyes sits on the floor beside him. Is it his death? His depression? Just his dog? In the background, two other drinkers sit at another table, appearing to be in the middle of discussion. Hanging lamps cast red light on the wooden ceiling.

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