Driptych
@driptych.bsky.social
Husband. Father. SoCal resident.
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
I’m eagerly awaiting word of the multilateral agreements to come out of this Summit. Judging by the video this is the only summit I would enjoy being at.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m eagerly awaiting word of the multilateral agreements to come out of this Summit. Judging by the video this is the only summit I would enjoy being at.
Writing it all down? Somewhere, Stringer Bell is disappointed.
a man with glasses and a beard is talking to a woman .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Writing it all down? Somewhere, Stringer Bell is disappointed.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Please, if you’ve never watched this before, so so now. If you’ve already watched, do it again because it’s even better than you remember.
Well you see that?
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Please, if you’ve never watched this before, so so now. If you’ve already watched, do it again because it’s even better than you remember.
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Well you see that?
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
Gary Gulman On How The States Got Their Abbreviations | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well you see that?
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
Everyone’s saying what I’ve been saying about Gary Gulman for the last 9 years and four months.
“World’s greatest comedian.”
July 2016 on Conan is a masterpiece. It’s like watching Bob Ross paint.
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This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
Guy doing one of those performative “oh I wish a liberal would come attack me!” Videos but maybe he learns a little something about himself?
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This dog is remarkably unbothered by the whole scene.
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Wow, looks like either @realchriscal.bsky.social is out of a job because satire is dead or about to make a ton of money on Mubbles.
Finally, a product that allows me to avoid the feminising effects of *checks notes* bed sheets.
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wow, looks like either @realchriscal.bsky.social is out of a job because satire is dead or about to make a ton of money on Mubbles.
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Are you listening, Weird Ally ankovic?
"Weird" should probably be like "ally" – a term that others apply to you, but you don't apply to yourself.
November 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Are you listening, Weird Ally ankovic?
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I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I told my wife that kids online were daring each other “kind of like a Bloody Mary thing” to listen to this cursed song that a dead child molester recorded in the eighties and I asked her if she wanted to hear it and she wasn’t sure but she said yes
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
And she was so mad at me when it was “Thriller”
Wow, this new quantitative analysis by JVG shows that MKE Mad DESTROYS the MSG Thatch. Looks pretty cut and dried to me.
Finally got around to 2H 2025 update. It's getting spicy
goosejam.net/tour-2025/
goosejam.net/tour-2025/
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wow, this new quantitative analysis by JVG shows that MKE Mad DESTROYS the MSG Thatch. Looks pretty cut and dried to me.
True for many Goose fans too.
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
True for many Goose fans too.
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If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you are not following @realchriscal.bsky.social , you're using the internet ALL WRONG
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@slacktivistfred.bsky.social recently lamented that "Reasons I Would Not Have Been Burned As A Witch In The Early Modern Era No Matter What I Would Like To Believe About Myself And Would Have In Fact Been Among The Witch-Burners" has vanished. However!
web.archive.org/web/20160514...
web.archive.org/web/20160514...
Reasons I Would Not Have Been Burned As A Witch
If I'm honest. Which I do not want to be.
web.archive.org
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@slacktivistfred.bsky.social recently lamented that "Reasons I Would Not Have Been Burned As A Witch In The Early Modern Era No Matter What I Would Like To Believe About Myself And Would Have In Fact Been Among The Witch-Burners" has vanished. However!
web.archive.org/web/20160514...
web.archive.org/web/20160514...
If you see this post a sunset.
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you see this post a sunset.
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Blew up my weekend to write this “Marc Benioff come-to-your-senses challenge.”
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
Marc Benioff wants troops in S.F.? There’s a path back to sanity, and it’s close to home
Marc Benioff called for the National Guard in S.F. The city doesn’t need the military on its streets. It needs the Salesforce founder to follow his grandfather’s example, Peter Hartlaub...
www.sfchronicle.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Blew up my weekend to write this “Marc Benioff come-to-your-senses challenge.”
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
I’ve rarely shared my opinions about politics in the Chronicle beyond some LGBTQ+ & bike/pedestrian safety things but Jesus he wants the military on S.F. streets what the hell?
www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/m...
I don’t have a particular interest in this area but it was fun to read.
October 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I don’t have a particular interest in this area but it was fun to read.
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It's Bandcamp Friday! (When Bandcamp waives their share of the revenue and directs it all to the artists). That makes today an extra good day to support artists who share your values.
There's only one more Bandcamp Friday in 2025 - Dec 5.
There's only one more Bandcamp Friday in 2025 - Dec 5.
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday! (When Bandcamp waives their share of the revenue and directs it all to the artists). That makes today an extra good day to support artists who share your values.
There's only one more Bandcamp Friday in 2025 - Dec 5.
There's only one more Bandcamp Friday in 2025 - Dec 5.
Is this just Politico being Politico? I can’t see how you can say the last shutdown was 2013 when there were 2 during Trump’s first term. 🙃
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Is this just Politico being Politico? I can’t see how you can say the last shutdown was 2013 when there were 2 during Trump’s first term. 🙃
So it’s a big TEDx talk/revival?
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So it’s a big TEDx talk/revival?
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I managed to end up with an extra ticket for n2 in Richmond! If anyone is looking for a GA Pit ticket hmu before I go to CoT!
September 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I managed to end up with an extra ticket for n2 in Richmond! If anyone is looking for a GA Pit ticket hmu before I go to CoT!
Post a concert photo you took.
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Post a concert photo you took.
Come on! Somebody snap these up. 👇
Tickets at cost for tonight. Tyler Childers at Camden/Philly
Unfortunately work has me in Boston, and kids have sports and can’t make Tyler Childers tomorrow night, Wed, at Camden. If you’re interested in lawn tickets at cost:
my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAAIE_r...
my.ticketmaster.com/ds/vQGAAIE_r...
September 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Come on! Somebody snap these up. 👇