Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
Husband, father, Goose lover
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Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
· Dec 14
So I may have been the lucky belle who caught that rose Cotter threw out to the crowd at the start of Set 2. Cotter, if you’re reading this, our love is written in the stars, no wait…in the balls? 😂❤️🪿🌹
@goose-band.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social
@goose-band.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social
In progress. Luna Luna clearly JotY, but I’ll accept any of my other 1 seeds, TBH. Still a bit of jockeying for position to be done.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In progress. Luna Luna clearly JotY, but I’ll accept any of my other 1 seeds, TBH. Still a bit of jockeying for position to be done.
Many happy returns! ♥️🔥🪿
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Many happy returns! ♥️🔥🪿
Same bro, same…
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Same bro, same…
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It’s pretty simple.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s pretty simple.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
I’d like to thank Trey for thinking of me. I always hoped I’d have a song named after me someday, but assumed it’d be @bisonjams.bsky.social not Jerry Garcia’s grandson, but I’m honored nonetheless.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’d like to thank Trey for thinking of me. I always hoped I’d have a song named after me someday, but assumed it’d be @bisonjams.bsky.social not Jerry Garcia’s grandson, but I’m honored nonetheless.
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Happening now in Denver. Full on northern lights visible from the back deck. Wow.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Happening now in Denver. Full on northern lights visible from the back deck. Wow.
Man, I sure hope Trevor Weekz is aware of this content @peteranspach.bsky.social
Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Man, I sure hope Trevor Weekz is aware of this content @peteranspach.bsky.social
Thinking I’ll check out the other bird band’s stream tonight. Not sure if I can handle another bird band in my life, but there’s only 1 way to find out!
a flock of geese are walking across a sandy beach on a sunny day .
ALT: a flock of geese are walking across a sandy beach on a sunny day .
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November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thinking I’ll check out the other bird band’s stream tonight. Not sure if I can handle another bird band in my life, but there’s only 1 way to find out!
I know I cry a lot at Goose shows, but I had tears in my eyes for a while set there. Dang man…
@sigurros.com
@sigurros.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I know I cry a lot at Goose shows, but I had tears in my eyes for a while set there. Dang man…
@sigurros.com
@sigurros.com
Sigur Ros at Mission Ballroom tonight. I can smell the spirit of Arcadia hovering amongst the rafters. May the glory of that Arcadian specter mingle with the transcendence of ( ) and make something spectacular.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sigur Ros at Mission Ballroom tonight. I can smell the spirit of Arcadia hovering amongst the rafters. May the glory of that Arcadian specter mingle with the transcendence of ( ) and make something spectacular.
Honorable mention to the soundtrack from Castlevania…Stage 1: Vampire Killer
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Honorable mention to the soundtrack from Castlevania…Stage 1: Vampire Killer
Give this man an award for expert sleuthery. Also…bummer on the Killing Moon we are now guaranteed of getting.
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Give this man an award for expert sleuthery. Also…bummer on the Killing Moon we are now guaranteed of getting.
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Pokémon crew rolling out.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pokémon crew rolling out.
Home made Pokémon costumes for the whole family tonight, but for the school parade this morning it’s just Little Yeti.
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Home made Pokémon costumes for the whole family tonight, but for the school parade this morning it’s just Little Yeti.
And though tomorrow scares the life from me sometimes
And though I know what sorrow means in my bones
And though the rain will always pour
I’d rather feel it all then sleep anymore
🥹♥️🔥🪿
And though I know what sorrow means in my bones
And though the rain will always pour
I’d rather feel it all then sleep anymore
🥹♥️🔥🪿
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And though tomorrow scares the life from me sometimes
And though I know what sorrow means in my bones
And though the rain will always pour
I’d rather feel it all then sleep anymore
🥹♥️🔥🪿
And though I know what sorrow means in my bones
And though the rain will always pour
I’d rather feel it all then sleep anymore
🥹♥️🔥🪿
Gonna be so fun!
Your Goosemas Night Zero lineup is here 💫
Join us at Fete Music Hall on 12/11 in Providence, RI for a night of music, & community - ft Dizgo, The Nite Zero Band, Cam Herdt & Nico Suave
We’re raising money for Conscious Alliance💗Help us feed families this winter
🎟️ On Sale this Friday at 11am ET
Join us at Fete Music Hall on 12/11 in Providence, RI for a night of music, & community - ft Dizgo, The Nite Zero Band, Cam Herdt & Nico Suave
We’re raising money for Conscious Alliance💗Help us feed families this winter
🎟️ On Sale this Friday at 11am ET
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna be so fun!
This man is a genius. Some band should hire him.
Masked thieves steal “priceless” Peen from Vinyl Kev’s basement in a daring 4 minute heist
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This man is a genius. Some band should hire him.
We should talk about this more
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We should talk about this more
Ya heard this one? Come on over to WTED right now if you want to!
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ya heard this one? Come on over to WTED right now if you want to!
Join me for a terrifying journey into the jabberwocky forest, followed by a chase through a series of mountain peaks, only to fall from a cliff where we land for a gentle float down the river of bliss, till at last we flow over a waterfall to the glorious shores of Madhuvan. Epic JotY quality stuff.
October 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Join me for a terrifying journey into the jabberwocky forest, followed by a chase through a series of mountain peaks, only to fall from a cliff where we land for a gentle float down the river of bliss, till at last we flow over a waterfall to the glorious shores of Madhuvan. Epic JotY quality stuff.
If you see this post a sunset
CSU 2023 Goose
CSU 2023 Goose
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you see this post a sunset
CSU 2023 Goose
CSU 2023 Goose