Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
Husband, father, Goose lover
Oh man, I may need to make Amongster a 2 seed tbh…
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November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh man, I may need to make Amongster a 2 seed tbh…
Nah, I have journalistic integrity
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nah, I have journalistic integrity
Tbh I feel like the field is really more like 40 songs this year with another 24 that all are pretty much in the same pack. GR and MKE make up the vast majority of the list of 64. (And I have GR Madh too low, I know…it’ll move…some…)
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tbh I feel like the field is really more like 40 songs this year with another 24 that all are pretty much in the same pack. GR and MKE make up the vast majority of the list of 64. (And I have GR Madh too low, I know…it’ll move…some…)
Hey, some of us spend time carefully listening to jams and then formatting our spreadsheets properly. Others of us just say GR > whatever and probably don’t wash their underwear effectively.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey, some of us spend time carefully listening to jams and then formatting our spreadsheets properly. Others of us just say GR > whatever and probably don’t wash their underwear effectively.
That would require a proper ruling from @bdunn.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That would require a proper ruling from @bdunn.bsky.social
I thought at midnight the fuzzy guys turned into gremlins. What are you trying to tell us, Juzz?
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November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I thought at midnight the fuzzy guys turned into gremlins. What are you trying to tell us, Juzz?
Oh now we are gatekeeping gifs?
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November 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh now we are gatekeeping gifs?
Narrator voice: yeah it’s too low
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Narrator voice: yeah it’s too low
Besides, it gets big bumps for giving us this gem of a video
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Besides, it gets big bumps for giving us this gem of a video
It was definitely not like the other Iguanas (limited data set for sure).
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It was definitely not like the other Iguanas (limited data set for sure).
It’s only hyped hard by folks who were there. 😉♥️
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s only hyped hard by folks who were there. 😉♥️
Dude I love it. The psychedelic Southern California vibes at the start of the jam are 🔥
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dude I love it. The psychedelic Southern California vibes at the start of the jam are 🔥
It is eligible! 🦦 🐒 🐺 🌟 🪿 ♥️
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is eligible! 🦦 🐒 🐺 🌟 🪿 ♥️
Historians will point to this moment as the reason for the bloody USA/Canadian border war of 2026.
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November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Historians will point to this moment as the reason for the bloody USA/Canadian border war of 2026.
Wait, who ISN’T biased towards Mission Arc? I’d like to introduce them to some friends of mine in a dark alley in Providence. 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wait, who ISN’T biased towards Mission Arc? I’d like to introduce them to some friends of mine in a dark alley in Providence. 🤣
Sketchy crew if you ask me. Definitely not some of my favorite people.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sketchy crew if you ask me. Definitely not some of my favorite people.
Depends on the frequency the chomper is using. If it’s just the right level of piercing irritant, it drives right through the eargasm and into my brain. Higher pitched chomping seems to evade the filters. 🤣
You know the chomping is bad when you take OFF the ear protection to try and evade it. 🤪
You know the chomping is bad when you take OFF the ear protection to try and evade it. 🤪
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Depends on the frequency the chomper is using. If it’s just the right level of piercing irritant, it drives right through the eargasm and into my brain. Higher pitched chomping seems to evade the filters. 🤣
You know the chomping is bad when you take OFF the ear protection to try and evade it. 🤪
You know the chomping is bad when you take OFF the ear protection to try and evade it. 🤪
Imagine aliens trying to wrap their bifurcated heads around our conversations about Goose Pods.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Imagine aliens trying to wrap their bifurcated heads around our conversations about Goose Pods.