Drew Curtis
@drewcurtis.bsky.social
Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
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I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
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"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
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'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
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I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
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Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
The annual toy safety report added a new threat category, filing artificially intelligent teddy bears under “psychological hazards” after researchers determined that traditional warnings like “choking risk” & “toxic materials” did not adequately cover. Read more below...
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
#AI #chatgpt #toys #OddNews
AI Teddy Bears Fail Turing Test, Pass Predator Test
Finally, a teddy bear that can both mispronounce “Snuggle” and ruin your will to parent.
oddnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Take a drink of something you don't mind cleaning off your screen. Hold it. Then attempt to read the following article without incident. Let me know how far you get
To the guy in my neighborhood who left Xmas lights up all year: just turn them on already - you made it
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
To the guy in my neighborhood who left Xmas lights up all year: just turn them on already - you made it
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Mom lives on the river in AL and took these pics last night of the northern lights (down there they're called the lights of northern aggression tho)
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mom lives on the river in AL and took these pics last night of the northern lights (down there they're called the lights of northern aggression tho)
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GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Opium use in ancient Egypt: Alabaster vase residue points to widespread use
Examination of an ancient alabaster vase in the Yale Peabody Museum's Babylonian Collection has revealed traces of opiates, providing the clearest evidence to date of broad opium use in ancient Egypti...
phys.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
GATHER ROUND A 🧵 on an ancient drug heist from a famous king (Tut), revealed for the first time:
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
This study revealed presence of opium on the interior of an Alabaster vessel from ca 400BC (Xerses). It's published in a good journal by respected scholars so legit! 1/?
phys.org/news/2025-11...
Today in how did they not see this coming
Britain’s largest community dedicated to barefoot living has discovered that any internet forum focused on visible body parts will eventually attract exactly the demographic you were hoping to avoid. Read more below...
#barefoot #facebookpost #fetish #healthyliving #lilyallen #OddNews
#barefoot #facebookpost #fetish #healthyliving #lilyallen #OddNews
Online Foot Community Infiltrated by People Who Like It a Whole Lot More Than They Do
Bonus Quentin Tarantino reference because of course there is.
oddnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today in how did they not see this coming
Brighter than the last one - Central Kentucky
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Brighter than the last one - Central Kentucky
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Listen, I'm not saying I endorse brutal mockery of Avi Loeb's claims that every interstellar comet we see is an alien spaceship, but I will link to it because the aliens made me in order to sow doubt about their cometships.
oddnews.com/article/this...
oddnews.com/article/this...
“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb
Like he does every week, without evidence.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Listen, I'm not saying I endorse brutal mockery of Avi Loeb's claims that every interstellar comet we see is an alien spaceship, but I will link to it because the aliens made me in order to sow doubt about their cometships.
oddnews.com/article/this...
oddnews.com/article/this...
NASA: "'Jesus Christ, Avi, they’re gas vents.'"
The countdown has begun, when interstellar object 3I/ATLAS will pass Earth at a distance that Harvard’s “honorary village idiot” Avi Loeb calls “suspiciously convenient for avoiding detection” & NASA calls “exactly what you’d expect from a comet.” Read more below.
#3IATLAS #AviLoeb #comet #OddNews
#3IATLAS #AviLoeb #comet #OddNews
“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb
Like he does every week, without evidence.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NASA: "'Jesus Christ, Avi, they’re gas vents.'"
Today’s Florida Weather Forecast: slight chance of frozen iguanas.
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
The NWS confirmed that plummeting temperatures will cause green iguanas to lose consciousness & fall from trees, marking the 3rd consecutive year the agency has been forced to warn Florida residents that iguanas seize up when it gets cold. Read more below...
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
#fall #florida #iguana #winter #OddNews
Arctic Blast Tuesday Could Cause Iguanas To Rain From Florida Trees
State wildlife officials advise looking up, though honestly that’s just good life advice in Florida generally.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Today’s Florida Weather Forecast: slight chance of frozen iguanas.
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
Do not approach, do not taunt, do not load up your car with them
Some of you might have missed this from last week
In what may be South Australia’s 1st prosecution for unsanctioned sculptural animation, a 19-year-old woman appeared via telephone Tuesday before Mt Gambier Magistrates Court to answer charges that she improved public art without a permit. Read more below.
#australia #googlyeyes #vandalism #OddNews
#australia #googlyeyes #vandalism #OddNews
Teen Slaps Googly Eyes on $89,000 Mythical Creature Statue, Faces Criminal Charges
City officials call it “wilful damage,” teenage population calls it “what literally everyone was thinking.”…
oddnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some of you might have missed this from last week
Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
Michigan state Rep. Bryan Posthumus’s legislative career has centered on protecting what he calls “traditional family values,” yet his name appears in leaked data from Ashley Madison, AdultFriendFinder, & Fling.com, according to records. Read more below...
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
Michigan Lawmaker Who Champions “Traditional Family Values” Found on Ashley Madison
His lawyer insists the accounts are fake, created by “a disgruntled former employee” who somehow knew his credit card numbers, birthday, home address, his personal email address…
oddnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
I deny all wrongdoing
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I deny all wrongdoing
Locals in Ireland report seeing a lion on the loose. Turns out to be a half-shaved local friendly dog named Mouse
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
County Clare spent the weekend on lion watch after a timber haulier caught video of a “lion-like animal” padding through Mount Shannon woods, prompting at least one man to check his backyard shed for gladiators. Read more below...
#dog #Garda #groomed #ireland #lions #police #OddNews
#dog #Garda #groomed #ireland #lions #police #OddNews
Irish Police Track “Lion” Through County Clare Woods
find 150-pound dog named Mouse who recently went full Lion King at the groomer.
oddnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Locals in Ireland report seeing a lion on the loose. Turns out to be a half-shaved local friendly dog named Mouse
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
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Yesssssss!!! That was a WILD time on Fark😂 @drewcurtis.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social
Birds of a feather.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yesssssss!!! That was a WILD time on Fark😂 @drewcurtis.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social
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Nature is healing
My wife’s 25 year old coworker asked who Dick Cheney was today
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Nature is healing
I deny all wrongdoing
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I deny all wrongdoing
"The classic 'how many Poles' question has been updated to 'just one and their prompt was a zero shot.'"
A joint University of MD–Microsoft study has determined that AI takes instructions best in Polish, a result described as “surprising,” presumably because they’ve never tried arguing with a Polish grandma armed with 7 grammatical cases & a wooden spoon. Read more below.
#AI #poland #research #OddNews
#AI #poland #research #OddNews
Polish Leads for AI Prompts, Screwing in Lightbulbs, Submarine Doors
English remains competitive in apologizing profusely and forming committees about it.
oddnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The classic 'how many Poles' question has been updated to 'just one and their prompt was a zero shot.'"
"The felony charge didn’t survive the grand jury, which declined to indict the closest thing to a literal ham sandwich a grand jury is ever likely to see"
Jury selection begins Monday in federal court for Sean Dunn, a former DOJ paralegal accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a federal agent during the District’s “please stop doing that” surge. Read more below...
#assault #jury #paralegal #sandwich #subway #trial #OddNews
#assault #jury #paralegal #sandwich #subway #trial #OddNews
DOJ Ex-Paralegal Heads to Trial for Alleged Footlong Battery. Jury To Weigh Intent, Condiments
A tale of one man, one sandwich, and a legal system desperately trying to stay on a low-carb diet.
oddnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The felony charge didn’t survive the grand jury, which declined to indict the closest thing to a literal ham sandwich a grand jury is ever likely to see"