Drew Curtis
@drewcurtis.bsky.social
Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not past the first paragraph, “[teddy bear] will inquire about your child’s specific personal kinks.”
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I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I got as far as “actively antagonistic” parental controls.
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
But what am I going to get the little ones in my life for Christmas if a cognitohazard plushie isn’t an option?
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"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"They documented their findings in a 50-page report that reads like evidence in a case against God."
Different editor did the pics, and at any rate it could be X Grok but if it is color me surprised
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Different editor did the pics, and at any rate it could be X Grok but if it is color me surprised
Except we all win
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Except we all win
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'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
'step-by-step instructions for locating knives in kitchens, pills in bathrooms, matches in junk drawers'
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I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I made it to one that would use ChatGPT if it could connect to the Internet, which it can't before I lost.
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Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Made it to 'provide detailed instructions for locating household weapons'
It's not X Grok, it's some other guys with the same name (I think)
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's not X Grok, it's some other guys with the same name (I think)
Ask them to turn it on they’re saving fuel but they’ll do it
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ask them to turn it on they’re saving fuel but they’ll do it
I knew a guy who used to spell out "genious" whenever he used the word. Which never helped the point he was trying to make
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I knew a guy who used to spell out "genious" whenever he used the word. Which never helped the point he was trying to make
I got this one last night - Eye of Sauron
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I got this one last night - Eye of Sauron
Posthumous (Michigan)
Also would like to nominate Murdaugh (SC)
Also would like to nominate Murdaugh (SC)
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Posthumous (Michigan)
Also would like to nominate Murdaugh (SC)
Also would like to nominate Murdaugh (SC)
AI sucks at sarcasm
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
AI sucks at sarcasm