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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 22m

When you have to wear riot gear to arrest a guy dressed as a giraffe you don't look like the alpha, dawg.

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 1h

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 37m

"When did the Republicans of today become nazis?" <---- doesn't matter

"Republicans of today are all nazis." <---- matters

Act accordingly.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 42m

It doesn't even matter.

We aren't engaged against the Republicans of 2004, so it doesn't matter if they were or were not nazis then.

It matters that they're nazis now, yeah. So we should focus on that rather than trying to decipher when exactly they made the switch.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 44m

Here's my take on it: it doesn't fucking matter if Republicans were Nazis in 2004, or 2014, or 1974 or 1404.

Republicans *today* are Nazis and we have to fight the them *today.* When we're wringing our hands asking about when they made the switch from conservatives to nazis, we're wasting time.

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 12h

This fool can’t block shots like Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo though.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 18h

lol @ “was”

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 21h

anyone know when the British High Court of Chancery meets next

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 22h

iF iT wAs AuThOrITaRiANiSM u wOuLd alReAdy bE in jAiL

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 22h

As they curse and scream "Jarvis Christ!"

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 22h

Oh.

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 22h

TRUMP: PUTIN JUST DOESN'T WANT TO END THE WAR

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

It says sugar free right on the label!

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yes. Fuck Alex Jones. Hope Hell is hot.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

me in 2000 imagining what 2025 would be like

assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d

listening to Korn in 2025

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Like, if you’ve got face to save right now and the phone says “PABLO TORRE,” trust me just don’t pick up.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

The first sign that Cuban is broken is that he thought he could go heads up with Pablo right now.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

We fired this asshole from the Gravy Institute of America because he was a creep.

Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Dear Jamie Dimon: you must first turn on your monitor

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

DIMON, on Tricolor:

".. my antenna goes up when things like that happen. .. I probably shouldn't say this, but when you see one cockroach, you will probably see more. And so everyone should be forewarned."

(via Vital Knowledge) $JPM

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Pardon me, Mr. Pepper is my father.

Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 1d

We must stop RFK

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

That sound you hear is the gears grinding nearly to a halt and bolts and screws popping loose in the heads of all the baseball people you know.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Casual 8-6-2 fielder's choice? double play.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

They won't even let me *in* my locally owned Ace Hardware unless I have a balaclava on.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

i was looking at those brutal leg extension surgeries but if this is all it takes

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

does this really work

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

there are better burgers in Tartu

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone that's 38 years old learned you could make this play from seeing it on SportsCenter once when they were 10 or 12 years old and did a dramatic re-enactment on the playground.