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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster

@mialynneb.bsky.social

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Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. I have a cat that brings me socks.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 6d

New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1m

That was one of the craziest convos I've ever had. "She's just horny." Ma'am, you were a teen parent, and talking about your 11 year old daughter sending naked pics to seniors on Snapchat, like it wasn't a big deal. The fuck. I went back to my office.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 7m

Billie was dumped at work at like 5 months. Norwegian Forest Cat, and big as hell😂 The most bonkers cat we've ever had.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 13m

They'd rather be friends. The secretary and I looked at each other like, wtf?? "I can't just take her phone." Yes, the fuck you can. She still didn't get when I told her her son was being super antisemitic, and she needed to look at his watch history. What do I know, I'm just IT🤷‍♀️

a woman in a pink jacket says i 'm not like a regular mom

ALT: a woman in a pink jacket says i 'm not like a regular mom

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 18m

Our old void kitty, I watched her thrown from a van on 75 in 2011. I had to double back to go get her. Our dog Casey snuggled her the entire way back to Indy and picked burrs out of her fur.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 22m

That's what I'm trying to do. I got clawed to dicks the other day trying to grab. Little guy has to be maybe 5 months old, and I'm guessing dumped.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 24m

My coworker said "My son and his friends were texting about drowning Jews, but whatever." He's in 7th grade. Same coworker, daughter in 6th grade sending naked pics, and not a big deal, even after the police got involved, she didn't take their phones. WTF.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29m

It's a baby and super scared! I live on a busy street, and it keeps running back and forth from my neighbor's.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 34m

Listen here, husband, if the cat distribution has chosen me, who am I to argue?

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 45m

There's built in shoe racks in the two closets, and hooks all over the place. I do love it, but I'm just trying to purge this bitch. The garage is a gd nightmare. It's huge, and has just been our throwaway for shit.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 48m

Well the one tipped over the zero turn lawn mower in a ditch, and broke the snow plow attachment on the pickup. He got moved to the MS after a cheating scandal (not him), and blew up the curbs at the admin and tech office plowing😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 51m

I think I have a reusable one around here somewhere. Next project is cleaning out the kitchen cabinets and painting the insides. For being such a small house, there's so many nooks and crannies in this bitch.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 53m

The difference is they don't think they are. Like pookies, you didn't come up with BlueAnon, BlueMaga, From the River to The Sea, Zionists, and that David Duke slur by yourselves.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

And they'd have the nerve to ask me for tech help😒

a man says that makes sense in a room

ALT: a man says that makes sense in a room

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

We have a Keurig, and I know it's bad for the environment, I'm sorry. I do compost the grounds though😂 Hubs drinks this Guatemalan jet fuel that jacks my ass up figuratively and literally, so I drink my flavored stuff. I think he's trying to rocket to space or some shit.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

I had I think 4 or 5 different ones over my career, and none of them would let me play with the power tools and shit. I will say to their credit, the first week my new building opened, I almost knocked my ass out in a tech closet whacking my head on a fire safe, so it's fair😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

Kroger brand French Vanilla! I'll have to try the Butterscotch Vanilla! My fave coffee was from Get Go at 6am, and the guy would give it to me for FREE🥳

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

The lady losing her dicks at me at 6am, sure as hell had a problem with Jewish people. I haven't seen a meltdown like that in a long time, and I was just drinking coffee and painting.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

He did. It was an immediate "No." Same with the Gator. So rude.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

Watching Indiana go from blue to super red was terrifying. Why I keep telling these morons that are playing with their votes, because they think they're safe.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

They have all deserved it! I do the back leg '80s kick though so it's not as violent and I didn't end up in HR, but I meant it😂

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

I giggled😂

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 1h

I was seeing double trying to paint😂

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 2h

They were literally using the David Duke slur and blocking Jewish students from going to class.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 2h

I always love when those dillweeds have huge platforms, and he had a show on MSNBC, but sure, Dem messaging was bad🙄

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 2h

Wear the brightest color on the planet, and make sure to give your name, address, phone number, and email😂

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