Misty Sparkle The Underhamster
@mialynneb.bsky.social
Living in the clownshoe state of Indiana. Xennial. If you're looking at my bio, check out the background pic. Oily velcro. IT/Poli Sci/IR -former Public Ed of 17 years. Coffee waster. I have a cat that brings me socks.
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New sock drop video - he’s very passionate and vocal about my winter socks😂
Neighbor Judy just got home from the hospital, and I took her turkey and gravy. They moved her husband to isolation and still think it's a cold after his stroke, but just taking precautions. Staff are fighting for her to get his insurance to cover PT. She's still fighting them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Neighbor Judy just got home from the hospital, and I took her turkey and gravy. They moved her husband to isolation and still think it's a cold after his stroke, but just taking precautions. Staff are fighting for her to get his insurance to cover PT. She's still fighting them.
Look at that I-70 corridor doing it's thing. I think we're going to get whacked this afternoon though.
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Look at that I-70 corridor doing it's thing. I think we're going to get whacked this afternoon though.
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Just waking up and glancing at the news...its possible you haven't held the people who voted for this with enough contempt.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just waking up and glancing at the news...its possible you haven't held the people who voted for this with enough contempt.
I was too tired last night, so the turkey stock sat in in the fridge all night with all the goodness marinating. I strained it, and now we have 10am gravy🥳
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I was too tired last night, so the turkey stock sat in in the fridge all night with all the goodness marinating. I strained it, and now we have 10am gravy🥳
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Oh please.
After a year full of hip-hop rivalries — Kendrick vs. Drake, Cardi vs. Nicki, and more — insiders wonder whether rap beef is the key to marketing music, or a phenomenon that risks ruining the culture.
The State of Rap Beef in the Music Biz
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November 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oh please.
Doing an antisemitism with your Venmo and drop-shipping shit to your Etsy shop linked definitely tracks there, Claire.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Doing an antisemitism with your Venmo and drop-shipping shit to your Etsy shop linked definitely tracks there, Claire.
Ope, I'm going to the bad place. According to the comments, right when they went to light the circle, the news station went to a commercial😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ope, I'm going to the bad place. According to the comments, right when they went to light the circle, the news station went to a commercial😂
Ahhhh fuuuuuck. I'm gonna wake up to happy fun snow time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ahhhh fuuuuuck. I'm gonna wake up to happy fun snow time.
Hubs got home about 45 minutes ago and I can't fall back asleep. I woke up around 1 and got the anxieties he wasn't home yet, and my brain went right to worst case scenario and started panicking. He's currently smashing the turkey I made, so yeehaw for that! The herbs got a little charred😂
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hubs got home about 45 minutes ago and I can't fall back asleep. I woke up around 1 and got the anxieties he wasn't home yet, and my brain went right to worst case scenario and started panicking. He's currently smashing the turkey I made, so yeehaw for that! The herbs got a little charred😂
Carved the turkey and that bad boy was just falling off the bone. I’m never doing this again until we get a new fridge that doesn’t stay at arctic temps😂
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Carved the turkey and that bad boy was just falling off the bone. I’m never doing this again until we get a new fridge that doesn’t stay at arctic temps😂
15 minutes before I need to take the turkey out of the oven; and I’m doing to do a quick shower and wardrobe change.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
15 minutes before I need to take the turkey out of the oven; and I’m doing to do a quick shower and wardrobe change.
30 minute stretch for this bitch-ass turkey, and I literally just stretched my back. I'm gonna let it rest, carve it, and throw it in the microwave for the hubs to put away when he gets home. I'm never doing this shit again😂
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
30 minute stretch for this bitch-ass turkey, and I literally just stretched my back. I'm gonna let it rest, carve it, and throw it in the microwave for the hubs to put away when he gets home. I'm never doing this shit again😂
This is only the second time I've made a turkey. My mom always did it. I have no idea wtf I'm doing, but I've got alarms going off out the ass, and a meat thermometer.😂
a fat man is wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt .
ALT: a fat man is wearing a blue and yellow striped shirt .
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November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is only the second time I've made a turkey. My mom always did it. I have no idea wtf I'm doing, but I've got alarms going off out the ass, and a meat thermometer.😂
Ope, well that did it to get me out of my asshole headspace and go on a cleaning extravaganza. Hubs and I going to be in the house for happy fun Arctic Blast time.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ope, well that did it to get me out of my asshole headspace and go on a cleaning extravaganza. Hubs and I going to be in the house for happy fun Arctic Blast time.
I don't have string to fix this tear, but here we go, I guess. Fuck-ass bird😂 This is why I'm so stressed, because I just wanted to make the hubs something nice since he's been working so hard and dealing with my unemployed ass. I even made a compound butter🥳
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don't have string to fix this tear, but here we go, I guess. Fuck-ass bird😂 This is why I'm so stressed, because I just wanted to make the hubs something nice since he's been working so hard and dealing with my unemployed ass. I even made a compound butter🥳
This is how Herbie aka Depression Dog looks at me when the hubs isn't home. "You're not daddy, bitch" is basically what he's saying. Well daddy doesn't play fetch with you at 5am, I do.😂
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is how Herbie aka Depression Dog looks at me when the hubs isn't home. "You're not daddy, bitch" is basically what he's saying. Well daddy doesn't play fetch with you at 5am, I do.😂
Why is my fucking turkey still frozen in the middle, you shitwagon. I pulled all the stuff inside out of it, dried the hell out of it, and hoping time out for an hour will fix it. If not, I'm going to the zoo and launching it into the lion enclosure😂 Will let y'all know if I need bail money.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why is my fucking turkey still frozen in the middle, you shitwagon. I pulled all the stuff inside out of it, dried the hell out of it, and hoping time out for an hour will fix it. If not, I'm going to the zoo and launching it into the lion enclosure😂 Will let y'all know if I need bail money.
I told Neighbor Judy to message me if she wanted a plate. She just got home from the hospital and is about to beat some insurance ass. "Can I get that plate now?" Me:🏃♂️ Don't mess with my Neighbor Judy, fuckers!
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I told Neighbor Judy to message me if she wanted a plate. She just got home from the hospital and is about to beat some insurance ass. "Can I get that plate now?" Me:🏃♂️ Don't mess with my Neighbor Judy, fuckers!
Executive dysfunction is whooping my absolute ass today, and I'm just stuck and don't want to do anything. I hate when I get like this, because it's so frustrating.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Executive dysfunction is whooping my absolute ass today, and I'm just stuck and don't want to do anything. I hate when I get like this, because it's so frustrating.
Taking glowy eyed dogs and one Captain Chaos back to bed. Ya shitwagons are why I wake up sweating at 3am laying all over me.🙄
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Taking glowy eyed dogs and one Captain Chaos back to bed. Ya shitwagons are why I wake up sweating at 3am laying all over me.🙄
We have 6am dog wrestling and zoomies in the driveway and they don't want to come inside.
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
We have 6am dog wrestling and zoomies in the driveway and they don't want to come inside.
Neighbor Judy's husband is still in the hospital after his stroke. His insurance company just denied his PT claim. He now has a virus, not sure if Covid, and back to swallowing issues. I want to beat asses.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Neighbor Judy's husband is still in the hospital after his stroke. His insurance company just denied his PT claim. He now has a virus, not sure if Covid, and back to swallowing issues. I want to beat asses.
Neighbor Nancy's pups she rescued from a puppy mill a few weeks ago. She learned they both had at least 4 litters and never touched grass before. These sweet babies are thriving and spoiled, and were just wrestling like hell in the yard and doing zoomies. They're so adorable!
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Neighbor Nancy's pups she rescued from a puppy mill a few weeks ago. She learned they both had at least 4 litters and never touched grass before. These sweet babies are thriving and spoiled, and were just wrestling like hell in the yard and doing zoomies. They're so adorable!
I accidentally set the hubs off. His qnut mom has Covid, but won't say she has Covid, because ya know, it's a hoax. He still thinks he can talk sense into her. She said she hasn't had issues breathing, but I could hear her on speaker. I said, "I think she's lying." He did not like that😬
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I accidentally set the hubs off. His qnut mom has Covid, but won't say she has Covid, because ya know, it's a hoax. He still thinks he can talk sense into her. She said she hasn't had issues breathing, but I could hear her on speaker. I said, "I think she's lying." He did not like that😬
This woman's name on Supermarket Sweep is Bequi (Becky). I said, "Be who?" *Ba dum tss* That 9 years of French really paid off for a mom joke. Pretty sweet spelling for a name though - hadn't seen that before.
a woman wearing glasses is waving her hand while sitting on a couch .
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November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This woman's name on Supermarket Sweep is Bequi (Becky). I said, "Be who?" *Ba dum tss* That 9 years of French really paid off for a mom joke. Pretty sweet spelling for a name though - hadn't seen that before.