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Midwesterner by osmosis
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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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Every one of these announcements reads to me as "we don't have enough people and supplies to occupy more than one city at a time"
Also: " Border Patrol officials also plan to send all nonlethal weapons housed in Chicago to Minnesota, according to the documents."
"The Department of Homeland Security plans to pause operations in Chicago — where Gregory Bovino, a Border Patrol official, has led controversial arrest efforts — to support the immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota."
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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5. I have no respect for Donald Trump. He diminishes everything he touches. But focusing on him right now is like being bitten by your neighbor’s unleashed, unfenced rabid dog and focusing on the dog. If we don’t hold his enablers to account we’re going to keep getting bit.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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NEW: A steep drop in homicides in the 12 South and West side neighborhoods that had ShotSpotter sensors lasted a full year after Mayor Brandon Johnson scrapped the city’s controversial gunshot detection system, an updated analysis of Chicago crime data shows. @wttw.bsky.social
Steep Drop in Homicides Continued for Full Year After ShotSpotter Was Removed: Analysis
Supporters of the gunshot detection system said it helped officers save lives when shootings were not reported to emergency services. ShotSpotter was never used to dispatch paramedics.
news.wttw.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I know they're talking about the other football, but this is every Bears fan this season.
My experience as a football fan is that it's fun when your team wins no matter how it happens.
In my opinion, winning is amazing and the additional "my team that won was also the best team according to objective metrics" that online fans seem to need reflects a failure to cherish the experience of winning
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
DJ Moore on Ben Johnson, as reported in the Sun-Times: “He can get mad, then start smiling at the same time, and it’s kind of creepy because you don’t know if he’s serious or joking."
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Also, Justice Kavanaugh sounds like he really, really wants a second try at his decision authorizing Kavanaugh Stops.

He's now insisting that immigration enforcement should not be like EXACTLY WHAT IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT IS LIKE UNDER TRUMP'S THUGGERY.
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Good to see Drunk History is back
December 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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What a loss. Mass market paperbacks are the ideal novel format.
Last Call for Mass Market Paperbacks
After years of steady sales declines, the format will largely disappear next year.
www.publishersweekly.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reaction shot to a story about a man who attempted to pet a bear walking down a street in Gatlinburg:
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Guess which of these two cops that scumbag Catanzara has aligned himself with?
The mother of Chicago police Officer Krystal Rivera filed a wrongful death lawsuit Wednesday in which she says her daughter’s partner Officer Carlos Baker was struggling to accept her decision to end their romantic relationship when he fatally shot her during a foot chase on June 5.
Family of Chicago cop killed in botched chase sues Chicago Police Department and partner who shot her
chicago.suntimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO PIE!
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The domino meme and the smallest domino is "Craigslist destroys classified ad revenue for local newspapers" and the big domino is, well, everything happening now
one of the underrated factors for the rise in scamming across U.S. society is the death of local media.
It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
This friggin' Bears team, lol.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Imagine there were one thousand billionaires. Now imagine that Elon ate them.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I love that the ruling is “Chicago fucking rules, fuck the liars and the haters”
After reading Carl Sandburg's "Chicago' poem in full in open court this morning, Federal Judge Sarah Ellis says this about our city:

It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Cat physics:
When food touches the sides of the bowl, it is converted from mass into vibes.
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Man, the Red Line is always an adventure.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Even when men were in charge of everything, they were miserable sods. More guys need to read history books, or even the Bible beyond their Magic 8 Ball verses.
I think what pieces like this show is that, foundationally most of these guys don't even have a *positive* vision of conservative masculinity for themselves, and the version they're adopting clearly isn't fulfulling them either. It's just grievance and resentment all the way down
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I posted a Love Boat gif in a work chat, even though the other members are too young to get the reference. Sometimes you have to just entertain yourself.
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM