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shoeless99.bsky.social @shoeless99.bsky.social · Jan 20
Well, here we go again...
George Bailey standing on the edge of a bridge in a snow storm looking depressed, in a scene from It's a Wonderful Life
shoeless99.bsky.social
Thirty days until Christmas and the robots come for you.
Black and white photo of a snowy Chicago street, in front of a JC Penney store decorated for Christmas. A giant robot looms in the distance. Text says Thirty days until Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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subcommandertal.bsky.social
me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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scalzi.com
The fuck I will, CNN
"Your big, cushy bed could be ruining your sleep. Time to rethink the floor"
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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gothicneo.bsky.social
If it bleeds we can kill it, Charlie Brown.
eigenvogel.bsky.social The Bullet Theoretical @eigenvogel.bsky.social · 2d
I'll drive that tanker, Charlie Brown.
inscrutablemachine.bsky.social Richard Roberts @inscrutablemachine.bsky.social · 2d
My god, it’s full of Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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gregpak.net
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
erikburnham.bsky.social Erik Burnham 💬 @erikburnham.bsky.social · 2d
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
alexdecampi.bsky.social Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 2d
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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danhon.com
They're made of meat, Charlie Brown
davidmack.com David Mack @davidmack.com · 2d
Where Is Your God Now, Charlie Brown?
kellylink.bsky.social Dante’s Moominferno @kellylink.bsky.social · 2d
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
The power of Christ compels you, Charlie Brown
alexdecampi.bsky.social Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 2d
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Well, there's a thing we watched
#bmoviemaniacs
an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
ALT: an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
It'd be cool if one of these guys jumped over a shark with their snowmobile
#bmoviemaniacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Until it was stolen by Louvre Beast
#BMovieManiacs
rljenk.bsky.social RLJenkins @rljenk.bsky.social · 4d
That crown was restored and placed in the Louvre Museum until earlier this year. #BMovieManiacs
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Oh, I forgot about the part where the movie briefly stops ripping off Jaws and rips off Carrie for a bit
#BMovieManiacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
I bet Betty Davis turned this down
#BMovieManiacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
If you've ever wondered what Ed Wood would have done with a bunch of skiing footage, you're about to get your answer
#BMovieManiacs
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Meanwhile, on Hoth...
#BMovieManiacs
a person wearing a hooded jacket , goggles and a scarf is standing in the snow .
ALT: a person wearing a hooded jacket , goggles and a scarf is standing in the snow .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
I guess we've seen worse
#BMovieManiacs
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Is the cranky guy the comedian in All That Jazz?
#bmoviemaniacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Here come the head choppers!
#BMovieManiacs
two helicopters are flying over a field with palm trees
ALT: two helicopters are flying over a field with palm trees
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
"Welcome to Shame Island!"
#BMovieManiacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
"Last arr, arr 'n' a half"
#BMovieManiacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
Joseph Pevney also directed City on the Edge of Forever, so this is sure to be good, right?
#BMovieManiacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
This is a little more harrowing than the crap, er, the cinema we usually watch
#BMovieManiacs
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
shoeless99.bsky.social
We now return to Nunpocalypse Now, already in progress
#BMovieManiacs
a man riding a motorcycle in a jungle with a sign that says apache
ALT: a man riding a motorcycle in a jungle with a sign that says apache
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
the holiday season is upon us
doctorallisona.bsky.social Dr Allison Andrews @doctorallisona.bsky.social · 12d
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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johnlyon.bsky.social
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.

Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.

Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
shoeless99.bsky.social
This episode is basically "what if Kodos the Executioner was just a giant smelly space cloud?"
#TOSSatNight
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM