Doug Hand Turkey
@dougmakingstuff.com
Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo
I forget, was this Worker or was this Parasite? Either way, new favorite sickos image.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I forget, was this Worker or was this Parasite? Either way, new favorite sickos image.
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
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A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
OMG we are at Grenadier Guard Alert!
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
FUN IN BALLOONLAND -- RiffTrax Thanksgiving Fun!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
OMG we are at Grenadier Guard Alert!
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
It is terrible out so I am making some chili. So far I have refrained from touching my eyes after dicing jalapenos, so I got that goin' for me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It is terrible out so I am making some chili. So far I have refrained from touching my eyes after dicing jalapenos, so I got that goin' for me.
Frogby is wise. Listen to Frogby!
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Frogby is wise. Listen to Frogby!
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
This is a great article that reminds me a bit of "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear," where the people who are why we can't have nice things in society attempt to form their own.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
White-nationalist homestead communities gather the most antisocial people with the most corrosive beliefs—and, somehow, it all goes wrong. Henry Luzzatto writes on past and present miserable experiments in far-right communal living.
That’s All, Volks! | Henry Luzzatto
The folk community cautionary tale of the hippie-Nazi commune Volksberg.
thebaffler.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a great article that reminds me a bit of "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear," where the people who are why we can't have nice things in society attempt to form their own.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
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In the classic literary piece Elvis is Everywhere author Mojo Nixon posited that Michael J. Fox was the anti-Elvis, the one human lacking even a particle of the Elvis spirit. In this 50-part essay I will explain how Elon Musk not only has no Elvis in him, he creates negative Elvis particles...
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In the classic literary piece Elvis is Everywhere author Mojo Nixon posited that Michael J. Fox was the anti-Elvis, the one human lacking even a particle of the Elvis spirit. In this 50-part essay I will explain how Elon Musk not only has no Elvis in him, he creates negative Elvis particles...
Stop making phones thinner with each generation. Nobody wants that.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Stop making phones thinner with each generation. Nobody wants that.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
Rewatch of all #LowerDecks episodes complete, though I have a few with commentary to rewatch again.
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Rewatch of all #LowerDecks episodes complete, though I have a few with commentary to rewatch again.
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Couldn't figure out why I am so tired today, and then I remembered I had several vaccinations yesterday.
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Couldn't figure out why I am so tired today, and then I remembered I had several vaccinations yesterday.
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
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Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
Oh hey, a live-action Gundam movie! Twenty-something me would be so stoked!
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
Sydney Sweeney is in final talks to star in Legendary’s “Gundam” movie.
Sydney Sweeney in Final Talks for ‘Gundam’ Movie at Legendary
Sydney Sweeney is in final talks to star in Legendary's "Gundam" movie.
variety.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh hey, a live-action Gundam movie! Twenty-something me would be so stoked!
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
There is a new update to #Pikmin4 and I have been inspired to pick it up again.
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is a new update to #Pikmin4 and I have been inspired to pick it up again.
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
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The entire art community when a pro-GenAI shill says "hi".
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The entire art community when a pro-GenAI shill says "hi".
Google has decided that you either feed all your data into their plagiarism machine, or you can't have half the stuff that used to differentiate GMail from every other service.
I should have bailed when they got rid of Inbox. It's been entirely downhill from there.
I should have bailed when they got rid of Inbox. It's been entirely downhill from there.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Google has decided that you either feed all your data into their plagiarism machine, or you can't have half the stuff that used to differentiate GMail from every other service.
I should have bailed when they got rid of Inbox. It's been entirely downhill from there.
I should have bailed when they got rid of Inbox. It's been entirely downhill from there.
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On #TransDayOfRemembrance, we honor our trans siblings lost to fatal violence and their impact.
We will not stop fighting until trans people are not just able to survive, but thrive and live safe, full, and joyful lives. May our collective grief, reflection, and action lead to a better future.
We will not stop fighting until trans people are not just able to survive, but thrive and live safe, full, and joyful lives. May our collective grief, reflection, and action lead to a better future.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
On #TransDayOfRemembrance, we honor our trans siblings lost to fatal violence and their impact.
We will not stop fighting until trans people are not just able to survive, but thrive and live safe, full, and joyful lives. May our collective grief, reflection, and action lead to a better future.
We will not stop fighting until trans people are not just able to survive, but thrive and live safe, full, and joyful lives. May our collective grief, reflection, and action lead to a better future.
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
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I would like to share something.
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would like to share something.
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
Listened to Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue" on the way home from the gym. Love it, but I am also mad at the people who made that piece of music synonymous with United Airlines.
I just wanna listen to the horn section, not visualize UA planes flying through the air!
I just wanna listen to the horn section, not visualize UA planes flying through the air!
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Listened to Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue" on the way home from the gym. Love it, but I am also mad at the people who made that piece of music synonymous with United Airlines.
I just wanna listen to the horn section, not visualize UA planes flying through the air!
I just wanna listen to the horn section, not visualize UA planes flying through the air!
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The alt text on this is sheer perfection, and the replies have me wheezing.
How do we feel about double mustache. The hot new style? The peak of manhood?
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The alt text on this is sheer perfection, and the replies have me wheezing.
OMG what a deal!
You know you want a Kaiju Soccer League hoodie and a Little Beirut t-shirt. Those two garments are fundamental to my wardrobe now!
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/g...
You know you want a Kaiju Soccer League hoodie and a Little Beirut t-shirt. Those two garments are fundamental to my wardrobe now!
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/g...
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
OMG what a deal!
You know you want a Kaiju Soccer League hoodie and a Little Beirut t-shirt. Those two garments are fundamental to my wardrobe now!
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/g...
You know you want a Kaiju Soccer League hoodie and a Little Beirut t-shirt. Those two garments are fundamental to my wardrobe now!
calyxdesign.com/calyxworks/g...
Combine this with the latest article from Lyz Lenz about how #MeToo didn't go far enough and... ugh. I feel sick.
www.patreon.com/posts/metoo-...
I also want to know what developers actually set out to build this technology, the ethics of the thing are atrocious. But no liberal arts, only STEM.
www.patreon.com/posts/metoo-...
I also want to know what developers actually set out to build this technology, the ethics of the thing are atrocious. But no liberal arts, only STEM.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Combine this with the latest article from Lyz Lenz about how #MeToo didn't go far enough and... ugh. I feel sick.
www.patreon.com/posts/metoo-...
I also want to know what developers actually set out to build this technology, the ethics of the thing are atrocious. But no liberal arts, only STEM.
www.patreon.com/posts/metoo-...
I also want to know what developers actually set out to build this technology, the ethics of the thing are atrocious. But no liberal arts, only STEM.