Doug Hand Turkey
@dougmakingstuff.com
Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo
Tonight on the #MST3KTurkeyDay marathon, it's MAC AND ME.
(Mac and I, dammit.)
"This is what I imagine an ELO concert would look like."
(Mac and I, dammit.)
"This is what I imagine an ELO concert would look like."
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tonight on the #MST3KTurkeyDay marathon, it's MAC AND ME.
(Mac and I, dammit.)
"This is what I imagine an ELO concert would look like."
(Mac and I, dammit.)
"This is what I imagine an ELO concert would look like."
The number of emails flooding my inbox (and yours too, I imagine) today is exhausting. I might go out for a cup of coffee today but otherwise every ping makes me less inclined to buy anything.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The number of emails flooding my inbox (and yours too, I imagine) today is exhausting. I might go out for a cup of coffee today but otherwise every ping makes me less inclined to buy anything.
Shorts time on #MST3KTurkeyDay. It's "The Home Economics Story."
"Kegs will be tapped. Men will be used."
"Kegs will be tapped. Men will be used."
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Shorts time on #MST3KTurkeyDay. It's "The Home Economics Story."
"Kegs will be tapped. Men will be used."
"Kegs will be tapped. Men will be used."
Now playing on #MST3KTurkeyDay, it's STARCRASH with Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gartner, and the Hoff!
"Believe it or not... I'm not William Katt!"
"Believe it or not... I'm not William Katt!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Now playing on #MST3KTurkeyDay, it's STARCRASH with Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gartner, and the Hoff!
"Believe it or not... I'm not William Katt!"
"Believe it or not... I'm not William Katt!"
Pancho deserved better! Now poor Panchito is an orphan! #MST3KTurkeyDay
"It's storytelling of the highest order. This is Regiscope."
"It's storytelling of the highest order. This is Regiscope."
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pancho deserved better! Now poor Panchito is an orphan! #MST3KTurkeyDay
"It's storytelling of the highest order. This is Regiscope."
"It's storytelling of the highest order. This is Regiscope."
Be very careful near the Pinedale Shopping Mall!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Be very careful near the Pinedale Shopping Mall!!
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
I forget, was this Worker or was this Parasite? Either way, new favorite sickos image.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I forget, was this Worker or was this Parasite? Either way, new favorite sickos image.
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
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A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
OMG we are at Grenadier Guard Alert!
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
FUN IN BALLOONLAND -- RiffTrax Thanksgiving Fun!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
OMG we are at Grenadier Guard Alert!
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
@rifftrax.com is releasing "Fun in Balloonland" on YouTube on Turkey Day. We do not deserve such bounty.
Get ready to add the Marrying Turkey to your celebration checklist.
cc: @optimstie.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Yb...
It is terrible out so I am making some chili. So far I have refrained from touching my eyes after dicing jalapenos, so I got that goin' for me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It is terrible out so I am making some chili. So far I have refrained from touching my eyes after dicing jalapenos, so I got that goin' for me.
Frogby is wise. Listen to Frogby!
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Frogby is wise. Listen to Frogby!
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
This is a great article that reminds me a bit of "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear," where the people who are why we can't have nice things in society attempt to form their own.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
White-nationalist homestead communities gather the most antisocial people with the most corrosive beliefs—and, somehow, it all goes wrong. Henry Luzzatto writes on past and present miserable experiments in far-right communal living.
That’s All, Volks! | Henry Luzzatto
The folk community cautionary tale of the hippie-Nazi commune Volksberg.
thebaffler.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is a great article that reminds me a bit of "A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear," where the people who are why we can't have nice things in society attempt to form their own.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
Also introduced me to the word "caitiff," which describes a lot of these assholes.
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In the classic literary piece Elvis is Everywhere author Mojo Nixon posited that Michael J. Fox was the anti-Elvis, the one human lacking even a particle of the Elvis spirit. In this 50-part essay I will explain how Elon Musk not only has no Elvis in him, he creates negative Elvis particles...
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In the classic literary piece Elvis is Everywhere author Mojo Nixon posited that Michael J. Fox was the anti-Elvis, the one human lacking even a particle of the Elvis spirit. In this 50-part essay I will explain how Elon Musk not only has no Elvis in him, he creates negative Elvis particles...
Stop making phones thinner with each generation. Nobody wants that.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Stop making phones thinner with each generation. Nobody wants that.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
But sure, blame the people not buying phones for the economy sucking. Same playbook as the oil industry pinning "carbon footprint" on indviduals instead of their own actions.
Rewatch of all #LowerDecks episodes complete, though I have a few with commentary to rewatch again.
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Rewatch of all #LowerDecks episodes complete, though I have a few with commentary to rewatch again.
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Talk about a show that should have had six seasons and a movie, but I still have hope. Not done hearing about Boimler, Mariner, Tendi, Rutherford, T'Lyn and the rest. And more Olly! We need more Olly
Couldn't figure out why I am so tired today, and then I remembered I had several vaccinations yesterday.
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Couldn't figure out why I am so tired today, and then I remembered I had several vaccinations yesterday.
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
D'oh! And I was even there when it happened!
Anyway this Saturday nap was brought to you by COVID and flu shots. Get yours today!
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Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't ever talk to me or my armful of cats again
Oh hey, a live-action Gundam movie! Twenty-something me would be so stoked!
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
Sydney Sweeney is in final talks to star in Legendary’s “Gundam” movie.
Sydney Sweeney in Final Talks for ‘Gundam’ Movie at Legendary
Sydney Sweeney is in final talks to star in Legendary's "Gundam" movie.
variety.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh hey, a live-action Gundam movie! Twenty-something me would be so stoked!
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
(reads on)
Well, that was a fun ride while it lasted
There is a new update to #Pikmin4 and I have been inspired to pick it up again.
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is a new update to #Pikmin4 and I have been inspired to pick it up again.
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
But i started a new game from scratch because I can't remember half of what is going on. Decor Pikmin are great!
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The entire art community when a pro-GenAI shill says "hi".
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The entire art community when a pro-GenAI shill says "hi".