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Doug Hand Turkey
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Full-stack developer living in Portland. Avid reader, coffee drinker, Pikmin wrangler. I watch a lot of MST3K and Columbo
Continuing with the #MST3K shorts-a-thon: "Are You Ready for Marriage?"

"It's Bobby Orr's Electric Marriage! Real marriage action!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh, and get a good wire rack!

From the #MST3K short "Speech: Using Your Voice"
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A possible mockup:
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm not even smiling.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
OK one more and then maybe I should think about dinner.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You're correct, this is handy!
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Real Alliance of Magicians energy here
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Jet Jaguar approves this message!
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I never drank coffee much when I lived in the Midwest, combination of mediocre coffee and a Diet Coke obsession.

Then I moved to Portland, forecasts like this made me finally get it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Fantastic as always. Also you couldn’t have had nicer weather.
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As is the fall tradition, it is time for all the sausage and sauerkraut I can eat. Gotta get that protein so I don’t leave gains on the table! #VerboortSausageFestival
November 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Looking for a chest freezer for the basement (for reasons) and I have come across one of the most American charts I think I've ever seen. How much of a cow CAN I stuff into this thing?
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nobody likes this guy, and yet the news stories all read like the planted question Lisa has to read to Mr Burns.
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
My favorite signs from Portland’s #NoKings march that I remembered to snap photos of:
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The very first Hong Kong film I ever saw was THE LEGEND OF FONG SAI YUK (later US editions shorten the title to THE LEGEND) and it made me a Jet Li fan for life.

I've seen many HK films since—this one has a special significance because it launched my quest to find more awesome films like this one.
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If you want your coffee to taste like transphobia, Coffeemate has you covered!

OMG please stop buying this crap and read a different series. For example, there are 41 Discworld novels! You'll be busy for weeks and Granny Weatherwax has some life lessons you need to hear. Plus Gaspode!
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
As Troy McClure said in the Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular....

"Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
OK well at least the kitchen smells like hot sauce. This won’t break any records but it is tasty.
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Movie Madness is a Portland treasure—video store, tiny theater, and movie memorabilia collection.

They just unveiled their latest acquisition, a sign from #BigTroubleInLittleChina. Gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Much Ado About Nothing is so much fun and Denzel is at peak handsome
September 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I call it... Hot Ham Water
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Celebrating the inclusion of .gifs by uploading Dueling Twains: one of my favorite bits from #LowerDecks.
September 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM