Smash Lampjaw
@doombot-wolfman.bsky.social
Freelance graphic designer and Chiweenie enthusiast. Born to dillydally.
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Don’t get me wrong, the US Postal Service is an essential service, but why the fuck did my package go from 5 minutes away, to 200 miles in the wrong direction? #usps
July 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Don’t get me wrong, the US Postal Service is an essential service, but why the fuck did my package go from 5 minutes away, to 200 miles in the wrong direction? #usps
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Freakin' awesome!
I'm going to a protest this weekend mostly because I wanted to make this sign.
@billcorbett.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social get it.
#NoKings
@billcorbett.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social get it.
#NoKings
June 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Freakin' awesome!
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Forgot to tag @thelaurenelyse.bsky.social on this one.
June 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Forgot to tag @thelaurenelyse.bsky.social on this one.
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actually unreal how funny this image is
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
actually unreal how funny this image is
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Strip game pt 7
Gorilla suit and Sword added
Gorilla suit and Sword added
May 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Strip game pt 7
Gorilla suit and Sword added
Gorilla suit and Sword added
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.
PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
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I remember protesting against the KOSA bill all the way back in 2022-23
Saying it'd ban queerness and get rid of NSFW spaces online
I remember so many followers called me delusional or overreacting cuz "they can't just do that"
Are we still overreacting now??
Please call your representatives
Saying it'd ban queerness and get rid of NSFW spaces online
I remember so many followers called me delusional or overreacting cuz "they can't just do that"
Are we still overreacting now??
Please call your representatives
KOSA is being reintroduced today.
It's always been a dangerous censorship bill.
But in this environment, with Trump weaponizing every aspect of the Federal government to suppress speech he doesn't like, KOSA is a catastrophic attack on human rights.
We have to stop it.
StopKOSA.com
It's always been a dangerous censorship bill.
But in this environment, with Trump weaponizing every aspect of the Federal government to suppress speech he doesn't like, KOSA is a catastrophic attack on human rights.
We have to stop it.
StopKOSA.com
Stop KOSA
KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a free and open internet, tell your lawmakers to reject #KOSA!
StopKOSA.com
May 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I remember protesting against the KOSA bill all the way back in 2022-23
Saying it'd ban queerness and get rid of NSFW spaces online
I remember so many followers called me delusional or overreacting cuz "they can't just do that"
Are we still overreacting now??
Please call your representatives
Saying it'd ban queerness and get rid of NSFW spaces online
I remember so many followers called me delusional or overreacting cuz "they can't just do that"
Are we still overreacting now??
Please call your representatives
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This Amity Ice print is based on a clay 'popsicle' I sculpted seven years ago
May 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This Amity Ice print is based on a clay 'popsicle' I sculpted seven years ago
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April 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Old sketches of otters being cute. Sometimes my cold heart needs to meltdown.
#art #sketch #Sketchbook #drawing #digitalart #skyart
#art #sketch #Sketchbook #drawing #digitalart #skyart
April 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Old sketches of otters being cute. Sometimes my cold heart needs to meltdown.
#art #sketch #Sketchbook #drawing #digitalart #skyart
#art #sketch #Sketchbook #drawing #digitalart #skyart
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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