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doc shartman
@docshartman.bsky.social
· Dec 3
I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
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*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
that feeling when you’re dozing off but know you gotta take care of several chores before you can rest. What it feels like to chew 5 gum
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
that feeling when you’re dozing off but know you gotta take care of several chores before you can rest. What it feels like to chew 5 gum
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Lord Huron
Carpenter Brut
Dan Deacon
Caroline Polachek
The Pillows
Lord Huron
Carpenter Brut
Dan Deacon
Caroline Polachek
The Pillows
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Lord Huron
Carpenter Brut
Dan Deacon
Caroline Polachek
The Pillows
Lord Huron
Carpenter Brut
Dan Deacon
Caroline Polachek
The Pillows
met a cute dog today
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
met a cute dog today
i started watching The Chair Company not realizing I had started on episode 2 and i had no context for any of the things tim robinson was doing or dealing with and just thought that's how the show was bc it's tim robinson
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i started watching The Chair Company not realizing I had started on episode 2 and i had no context for any of the things tim robinson was doing or dealing with and just thought that's how the show was bc it's tim robinson
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I’m at the pumpkin pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m at the pumpkin pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
ouija board that texts “u up?” at 1am
ouija board that asks if you're mad at it
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ouija board that texts “u up?” at 1am
i love to dunk on elysium [2013] for a few reasons but holy shit how did this sequence of events happen
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i love to dunk on elysium [2013] for a few reasons but holy shit how did this sequence of events happen
listening to that one blonde redhead song of my own volition and not in any rick-and-morty relevant contexts
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
listening to that one blonde redhead song of my own volition and not in any rick-and-morty relevant contexts
back in my day the girl next door would kick your ass with her tuba
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
back in my day the girl next door would kick your ass with her tuba
I will never do a skincare routine. my face will get all dry and fucked up like god intended
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I will never do a skincare routine. my face will get all dry and fucked up like god intended
what a wonderful thing to read about today. queer joy stays winning
With Their New Name, August Ponthier Has Never Felt More Alive
The musician opens up about their new name, their gender journey, and how music helped them along the way.
www.them.us
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
what a wonderful thing to read about today. queer joy stays winning
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great skort there!
[entire episode of homestar and pompom teaching coach Z to properly say the word “skeet”]
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
great skort there!
at my desk in the oval office signing the “No New Films Until Every Best Picture Winner Is Remade With Muppets Act” into law
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
at my desk in the oval office signing the “No New Films Until Every Best Picture Winner Is Remade With Muppets Act” into law
*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*sitting in a bar, looking up from my phone for the first time in ten minutes* man those people over there on the video slots really got nothing better to do
we lost a real one today. RIP Gomez
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
we lost a real one today. RIP Gomez
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sup dude i have infinite weed and absolutely no personal boundaries
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sup dude i have infinite weed and absolutely no personal boundaries
this is dark stuff but on the upside I learned what a boltzmann brain is
nothing quite like reading wikipedia's timeline of the far future to make whatever you were doing at work today feel utterly inconsequential
Timeline of the far future - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this is dark stuff but on the upside I learned what a boltzmann brain is
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i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i don’t usually do these because of vague junior high school feelings that get brought up, but this is a pretty good crop of chums for sure
i can be trusted with 2000 followers
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i can be trusted with 2000 followers
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feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
feel like i've missed out on a considerable financial windfall by not starting my own grift for fleecing gullible maga boomers
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your hundred gyoza takeout
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your hundred gyoza takeout