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im three deers beep
wash it down with some tall cool Gatorade made with hose water
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
happy birthday king
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
slow motion jack white with the folding chair closing down on billy corgan
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Ted Asso was right there
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i was so lucky to have gotten to catch the pillows when I did, it was so fucking fun. first concert with my future wife too 🙌
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
tell me about the primus experience brother
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[norman rockwell town hall guy voice] i am glad it's back and also glad it's the final season
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
manifesting
I’m at the pumpkin pie
I’m at the pecan pie
I’m at the combination pumpkin and pecan pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hear me out. pecan pumpkin pie
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m now pro life but just in this one extremely specific instance
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
what are we? volcan’toes?
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I’m retaining cautious optimism for now. I do kind of like how it’s interrogating the experience of talking/arguing with an AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
it’s always some off brand looking stop sign too. can’t even go out and steal a real stop sign like normal people
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM