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doc shartman
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met a cute dog today
a black cow behind a wire fence
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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goodnight
a cowboy aiming his rooty tooty point'n'shooty at some dang aliens while a fuckin ufo flies overhead. my dreams are way better than this just gonna say
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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i love to dunk on elysium [2013] for a few reasons but holy shit how did this sequence of events happen
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Smithers sitting next to mr burns on the simpsons. “we did 20 takes, and that was the best one”
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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dexter from dexter’s laboratory standing naked and forelorn in a shower
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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we lost a real one today. RIP Gomez
Gomez the gray tabby, doing a blep Gomez blepping upwards
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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a black dog wearing a hat and sunglasses. caption: wait its fucking tueaday. god.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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donald duck about to drink from a bottle labeled "cyanide"
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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psychonauts 2 wasting no time choosing violence
screenshot from psychonauts 2. a boy speaks to an office dressed woman named Lori. caption: I’m sorry. I just hate children.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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a photoshopped cat biting down on a wire
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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a picture of the four leads of the Golden Girls. caption: Salt, Fab, Acid, Heat
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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without downloading new pics whats it like dating you
incomprehensible May god have mercy on your wretched soul
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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he’s old enough to buy cigarettes
an adorable old gray and white cat perched on a chair
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I am having, what you say, a boenaer
jacques from the beetlejuice cartoon
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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don’t do it keith!
Walter white trapped in a car screaming
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I’ve never seen a pic of billy the kid before: he looks like he was at J6
a colorized photo(?) of billy the kid
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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youtube “next up” preview curiously on point for once
youtube video for lily allen’s “pussy palace” showing the next video will be “inside David harbour and lily allen’s brooklyn townhouse”
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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where i post from
visualization of the laniakea supercluster with a red dot indicating the general vicinity of the milky way, where i post from
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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caption: game recognize game pic: nancy reagan shaking hands with donald trump in the 80's. both of them have very likely given sloppy toppy to bill clinton, which is why they are shaking hands. ronald reagan stands in the background wearing a tan fucking suit like the depraved piece of shit he ever was
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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@zack69k on twitter: every man has a Kermit the frog impression tucked away. ask any man trust me they're waiting for a reason to bust it out
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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i’ll give u a dollar if you eat it
A chili pepper powder covered mango lollipop
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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hnnnngg
charlie from it's always sunny in philadelphia pointing at a pegboard (from the "pepe silvia meme") but it's a direct line from trump to epstein
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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🫡
e pluribus anus
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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who, I ask, could have seen this coming
@republicanaccountability on twitter, sharing a video clip from The Megyn Kelly show: Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM