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THEO @docfission.bsky.social · Jan 9
for posterity: the internet's beleaguered wife
docfission.bsky.social
drank a celsius at the wrong time today so im Extremely Online and doing a passing vibe check to test once again if i wish to make the switch
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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jakemanger.bsky.social
Every “free” file converter online = your files sent to some random server.

So I made my own. Runs locally as an app on Mac, Windows and Linux.

Now 1,100 users use it for 3,742 types of conversions.
August 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
Yesterday I broke the cardinal rule of posting which is: never post
August 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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matthiasellis.bsky.social
America is such a fascinating place. Here is evidence that someone is starting to understand the situation, but they came out of a society so steeped in anticommunism their priors are fucked beyond any sort of intelligibility. That mixture is so chaotic and can only end up like whatever she is
August 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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victoriascott.bsky.social
this pull quote from the author of "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" really gets down to the crux of our era, which is that destroying a poor person's life is how the economy runs, but destroying a rich person's life is a sign of serious societal problems and concern.
"This is not good news about which sort of humans ChatGPT can eat," mused Yudkowsky. "Yes yes, I'm sure the guy was atypically susceptible for a $2 billion fund manager," he continued. "It is nonetheless a small iota of bad news about how good ChatGPT is at producing ChatGPT psychosis; it contradicts the narrative where this only happens to people sufficiently low-status that AI companies should be allowed to break them."
July 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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jeremykaplowitz.com
almost one year ago, my friends and i made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards :) youtu.be/PpiYoBSk9po
July 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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islandgoth.bsky.social
Big news, gang! I was cast in this play Behind the Dark Gray Wall, premiering August in Conyers, GA. It's about the harsh realities of incarceration & the system that inmates are up against. I'm so excited to be part of this project (which is written by an inmate serving a life sentence).

#alt4me
June 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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stopcopcity.bsky.social
61 people facing RICO charges for their alleged involvement in stop Cop City appear in court today. They have been forced to come to Atlanta for the new judge. A crowd will rally outside the courthouse to support the accused. Call Georgia AG Chris Carr, demand he drop the charges: 4046578733
May 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
ancient sumerian stand up comedian: who heckles from beneath me? do you not see how high my ziggurat is? the gods look upon me!

(realizing that comedy comes from shared humility) but they look at me with disdain
May 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
A man and his shoes were having an affair when his wife discovered them "in that holy moment." Shocked but not unhappy she wished her husband well on his new life and granted him an amicable divorce. Due to her numerous good qualities she had many suitors. She lined up the three most promising and had each of them describe why they should become her new husband. The first man explained that he had infinite money due to a marvelous device and could shower her with wealth. The second man explained that although he was dollar poor he had discovered a technique that would leave her breathless. He explained the technique and it sounded like he knew his stuff. The third man stepped forward and removed his troll mask to reveal himself as her husband. He explained that the shoes had died somehow and he wanted her back. Who did she choose? She chose all three. Sometimes you really can have it all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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nileoart.rip
For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community)

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April 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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ohfivepro.bsky.social
I've seen nothing Sanrio related on my timeline due to not following anyone Sanrio related but BIG CHALLENGES remains the best Sanrio of them all. This cannot be disputed

Here he is🐊
May 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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hiddengamingsecret.bsky.social
Super Mario 64’s UNKNOWN Stars!
January 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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sinnamonscouture.bsky.social
Doechii for Cosmopolitan Magazine
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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surlaw.bsky.social
Big Challenges believes in you
You are strong Gaogaogao! You gotta stay strong no matter what happens You always have your friends and family to support you Hello Kitty Island adventure
April 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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aljazeera.com
A deep-sea robot has captured the world’s first confirmed footage of a colossal squid alive in the wild—600 metres deep in the South Atlantic.
April 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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tranniehathaway.bsky.social
"This weekend, John Oliver did something surprisingly rare in mainstream media: he dedicated 42 minutes to a thoughtful, well-researched segment on transgender athletes in sports that cut through the hysteria and political opportunism dominating this conversation.
www.readtpa.com/p/send-this-...
Send This John Oliver Segment to Anyone Still Confused About Trans Athletes
It's the most thoughtful, fact-based explanation you'll find about what's really happening in women's sports
www.readtpa.com
April 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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antlervel.vet
oh my god lmao. I was just walking Miga and a lady with a funny little dog was by our door

ME: Oh! Hey little buddy!
HER: Don’t be fooled by his looks! He’s bad!
ME: *faux gasping* He’s BAD??
HER: He’s a bad boy!
ME: But he’s wearing a sweater!
HER: Bill Cosby wore a sweater!!!!
April 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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lemonjoojoo.bsky.social
[DB] Redraw of an old classic.
#art
April 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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emotion-engine.bsky.social
In the full roster of Dragon Ball FighterZ you can play as five different Gokus, three people that are half Goku, one person that is body-swapped with Goku, and one fusion. With that body-swap, making for approximately 7.25 playable Gokus, or 16.47% of the roster.
April 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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burg.bsky.social
important time to brush up on the Sysco Brand Tiers
April 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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newseye.bsky.social
🚨Read this letter from the school principal in Sackets Harbor, NY.

3 of her students have been snatched by ICE (incl. a 3rd grader handcuffed & put in a detention center).

Then watch the video below. AOC predicted EXACTLY what is now happening. This is terrifying.

@aoc.bsky.social
Message from the Sackets Harbor Principal As the principal of these students, I need to speak plainly. Our three students who were taken by ICE were doing everything right. They had declared themselves to immigration judges, attended court on their assigned dates, and were following the legal process. They are not criminals. They have no ties to any criminal activity. They are loved in their classrooms. Their family has worked at the nearby "Old McDonald's" petting zoo and dairy farm for 15 years. They lived in a house on the same road as a home ICE had a warrant for. The fact that ICE went door to door is unfathomable. The fact that our students were handcuffed and put into the same van as the alleged criminal from down the street is unconscionable. When I think of my third grader's experience, my stomach twists and it is hard to breathe. We are in shock-and it is that shared shock that has unified our community in the call for our students' release. We are in direct communication with our students. Let me be clear: they are not "being medically evaluated." They are not being "questioned as potential victims." Calling a detention center by another name does not change what it is. We deserve better than spin and misinformation. My teachers and my students are already hurting. Please, think about how long every hour feels for a third grader in a detention center. The wait had already been too long a week ago. I have no other agenda. Please release my students and their mother back to our community. Jaime Cook Prek-12 Principal Sackets Harbor, NY
April 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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vietthanhnguyen.bsky.social
I'm not sure which video to post--the fifteen paramedics in their last moments as one of them prays amid gunfire, the journalist being burned alive, the man holding a headless toddler, the people blown into the air, or the young man quietly rocking the shrouded body of a child.

It's a genocide.
April 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM