@ohfivepro.bsky.social
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Arcade dork from Scotland. Playing, learning, scoring, investigating & generally messing about with arcade games of all genres since forever https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
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SNK funding their games seems to require it to be on Xbox. Some of the good ACA NG games were skipped in the West as they already had shitty ports available via the old PS2 collections & other weirdness like that which I guess SNK didn't want to pay for?

tldr, modern SNK is a mess
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insert your fungible token to continue
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All your faves. Karate Ape. Cowboy Ape who is also a Pirate. Sailor Ape. Each more fungible than the last
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The SS version's game engine is quite different & characters gained moves & other tangible stuff like that. It did lose some graphical effects the SS couldn't do & got a remixed, arguably not as good, OST. But on balance it's a much better game to play imo
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it's for idiots, unless you're buying it from me. I have some invisible magic beans for sale if you're interested? The bag may look empty but that's because they're invisible & magic. Also, there is no bag

Yours for 1 billion dollars. No refunds
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The Saturn console came out about a week earlier than the PS1 in Japan. This specific game came out later on the Saturn. Same with stuff like Biohazard, Dracula X etc - they all came out way later on Saturn. Donpachi was on Saturn before PS1. Not everything just released on the same day
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The SS version came out over half a year after the PS1 game
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Gamest tried to warn us but we didn't listen
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so long as you play the Saturn version as the PS1 game is basically incomplete & missing a lot which was added in later
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no you don't understand, its web 3.0 & is on the blockchain which is decentralized. It's not just a jpeg. Why has my wife left me?
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NMK games are mint, I can confirm this. Also Tecmo
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If you been hacked and all your apes gone, do NOT worry, you can still buy Riot on Arcade Archives which features many apes (in waistcoats), giant fans & John Riot falling face 1st to his death, smashing into everything on the way down, only to be saved by an inch of water

Better than all NFTs💪🦍🐒
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We lost nothing but gained the phrase 'all my apes gone', so on balance I feel we're better off for their brief & idiotic existence

I paid £14 billion for this NFT image. Please don't steal it
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Halo 1 & Half Life 2 - both on X360 if that matters?

2 of the most ultimate legendary games apparently, and both did have a couple of good moments but generally you went from A to B so you could push a button or open a door. At least Sonic Adventure had charm & variety to it
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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hot off the presses coverage from 1983
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This week's Arcade Archives release is SNK's 1983 driving game Joyful Road, AKA Munch Mobile. Collect the food & dispose of litter on the road as you make your way home
#ジョイフルロード
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
Joyful Road arcade flyer
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whilst I'm not surprised they're based on real guns I would never have known what ones🤯Cool stuff. Thanks!
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It's not like he hasn't made some genuinely amazing games but he seems to get held up as some kind of ultimate cinematic genius whose games transcend the boundaries of art & fiction rather than 'guy who watched a bunch of movies in the 80s & then copied them for games'
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much of the time you don't really move the ship a great deal other than to avoid crashes with other boats or land, and just use your turrets to take out enemy torpedoes, as they're the main things that will damage you
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OK, never played that but if it's not the default US game then you're probably all good & not missing out on anything
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hopefully you're playing the Jp version? The USA version's extremely incomplete
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If you play on a 4-way stick it's pretty good fun. I know mame doesn't emulate the game properly but idk if that affects the controls too? It def felt worse than ACA but I can't really explain why

Still no masterpiece but it's not a disaster imo
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yeah, the level of detail in the series, both small & large, is unmatched

If only we had the tech these days to make games look as good as 25yr+ old games running on 30yr old hardware
🤔😢
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He probably has as everything else he's ever done has been directly copied from something else😉
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can't really argue with that. Bit of a shame really seeing as the best ones are all at least a quarter of a century old now & were running on decidedly not state of the art hardware at the time