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ohfivepro.bsky.social
@ohfivepro.bsky.social
Arcade dork from Scotland. Playing, learning, scoring, investigating & generally messing about with arcade games of all genres since forever

https://www.youtube.com/c/ohfivepro
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
People still think I'm joking when I say DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jou Black Label is the best beginners shmup

You're never underpowered, no speed up's, score's irrelevant but you can see 'chain go up = bigger score', tiny yet obvious hitbox, no weird rank, lots of bombs, an exciting challenge every second
I'll keep saying this over & over - nobody got into shmups to play novice modes. They got into them because they saw Hibachi, Larsa, an Ikaruga double play or something like that. Devs gotta be confident & have a punk attitude & spend less time thinking about novices

bsky.app/profile/elmo...
Some modern STGs are conscious of possibly being anyone's first arcade scrolling shooter, and bend themselves into knots trying to be an entire genre tutorial before being their own identifiable game.

As ever, make the games/music/videos/writing you'd want to enjoy, and others will enjoy it too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Delighted once again to have no knowledge of what any of this pish means

Around here we only recognize 7 6 5, written in the Xevi language
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
fuck off you annoying sniveling prick🤡
Yeah and using clown emoji’s totally screams maturity. Also yes, the “no one bought it excuse” when people clearly bought said product from Bitwave on PC. I am nowhere near as kind to people who lack basic empathy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
city-connection.co.jp/r-type_delta...
"This title has been developed based on the original source code, complementing it🤡

We have respected the vision set forth by the development team of the original version, and have made it our goal to deliver a game with no lag"🤔
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
youtu.be/Xj1FF3R_D4g?...
You'll believe a man can fly (headfirst, into a crowd of dudes, repeatedly)

Real big idiot gaming at it's finest to defeat 143 enemies in 5mins
Karate Blazers - Caravan Mode - 143 / 闘神ブレイザーズ キャラバンモード
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Karate Blazer Caravan Results

A fierce battle this week with BIG & ルックス-2 taking the wins. I hit the jackpot & was captain of Lucky Team 777 in 7th place🏆
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This remains one of the STUPIDIST games of all time & I mean that in the best way possible

Tepidsnake streamed Streets of Rage 2 last night & by the final boss they'd killed about 450 enemies in an hour. In the 5 min Karate Blazers Caravan, the best scores will be around 140-150 kills

Nuff said💪
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
One of my fave bits of fan art. Extremely 'what if Hiroshi Nagai was a fan of the Bonanza Bros'. From 1991
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
retroxp.beehiiv.com/p/retro-spot...
You can read what Marc wrote about it instead
bsky.app/profile/marc... - the post I was replying to originally

I'll mention the mysterious football title that people don't seem to know was coming to arcades another time
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
1992 Year of the Monkey official Video System art of most popular Karate Blazer, Glen. As published in Gamest
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
They said it couldn't be done. They said it would never happen. They were wrong.

After 34 years the world is finally insane enough to reunite Turbo Force & Karate Blazers once again. Blessed Hamster making the impossible a reality. Whether this is a good thing is anyone's guess though
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
1991 scrolling beat em up Karate Blazers by Video System is this weeks Arcade Archives release

The game usually has a crazed amount of enemies on screen at any given time
#闘神ブレイザーズ
#ビデオシステム
#アーケードアーカイブス
#アケアカ
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
As the most hardcore Ikaruga fan in existence, as it is easily the best & most representative game in the STG bullet hell danmaku maniac genre ( we call them schmups for short), I simply cannot believe they haven't made one with the iconic 'ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US' from the arcade game on it😢
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Legend says that if you overlay the way too fast Truxton Mega Drive port OST on top of R-Type Delta HD Boosted gameplay, the tunes end at exactly the correct time

A coincidence or part of a deeper speed based conspiracy? What are they planning?🤔
Truxton MD FM Sound will be running 40% too fast at all times so please ensure your truck has the extra 'oops, we botched that bit of the port & didn't notice in time' insurance coverage before starting
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tell this man how to make Viewpoint 2064 run, in a manner even an idiot such as me could understand. You may draw pictures if required. Just get it done
i can't get viewpoint 64 to run on my everdrive (only loads sammy and racdim logos). pls halp (i have no idea how to follow these instructions because stoopid)
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You are a HUGE FAIRY (compliment)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"When we decided to create a new core fighting game within the company, the keyword that most closely associated with it was "reality"

bruv, a ninja will flying suplex a drunken Chinese pensioner onto his head before juggling him across the screen with some punches. Shut up. Just make the game good
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's Winter Carrot Day in Japan

Here's why Namco went with their 'Carrot' naming convention for their arcades in 1980

With their new unified style of arcade branding, which had never been done before, they wanted a symbol that represented 'freshness' as arcades were viewed as dirty, seedy places🥕
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
youtu.be/Jmp-4nlsWXg?...
Did a Mystery Mix last night. All tunes picked at random from the DnB crates & whatever came out got played next
Drum n Bass Mix - Mystery Power Hour
YouTube video by ohfivepro
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fact
Namco should put Prop Cycle back into production — MASS production — so people can purchase a machine for their home or business for a reasonable price
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The Kung Fu man in Metal Black & Gun Frontier is programmer TARABAR, real name Takamasa Hori. His boss on those games, Takatsuna Senba, called him Hori-chan, the basis for evil villain Ho Lee Chan

When he joined Capcom he was the model for Fei Long in the SSF2 key art, making him Bruce Ho Lee Chan
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
No deaths & no means to speed up or delay stage progression

R-Type Delta HD
St.3 starts - 14:49, boss music starts - 17:14
Play Time = 2:25 = 145 secs

PS1
St.3 starts - 9:30, boss music starts - 13:25
Play Time = 3:55 = 235 secs

The uncut stage OST lasts 4mins, so you miss 1.5mins of it in HD
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Namco Museum Vol.5
"Grand Finale"

Fortunately this turned out to be a lie and we got an "Encore" soon after
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Real Gamerz™️ know the only dates that matter end in 0 or 5. Nobody cares about 39yrs . What kind of a stupid number is that? May not even be real tbh🤔

Anyway, I'm still recovering from the 35yrs of Super Monkey Daibouken party in 2021 which Antwon wasn't even at. Just another fake Super Monkey fan😉
Did you know Super Monkey Daibouken was released 39 years ago yesterday and nobody made a peep about it. Bunch of haters!
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM