femboy will riker
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femboy will riker
@dildomancy.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Throwing popcorn at you and booing because your take was so bad
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Any Democrat who is not campaigning on ensuring Pete Hegseth and those following his orders are tried for capital murder is not worth voting for at this point.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling vessels.
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December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Any Democrat who is not campaigning on ensuring Pete Hegseth and those following his orders are tried for capital murder is not worth voting for at this point.
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Me every time something AI gets added to something I enjoy
May 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Me every time something AI gets added to something I enjoy
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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This will live rent-free in my head until I die.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This will live rent-free in my head until I die.
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Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
Do not listen to the chex mix recipe on the boxes!! If you put cereal in the microwave you will get charcoal-flavored charcoal!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Do not listen to the chex mix recipe on the boxes!! If you put cereal in the microwave you will get charcoal-flavored charcoal!!!
surprise! evil company declares "white" to be the color of 2026
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
surprise! evil company declares "white" to be the color of 2026
Thinking abt Chinese pizza hut salad bar hacks again
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thinking abt Chinese pizza hut salad bar hacks again
maybe I should go back to patent law
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
maybe I should go back to patent law
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Woah. She's really flying
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Woah. She's really flying
Jimmy Carr really said "Emma Laird and Tom Felton are the most inbred-looking actors alive"
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Jimmy Carr really said "Emma Laird and Tom Felton are the most inbred-looking actors alive"
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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when it's bat'leth time but your wife is in the bedroom for some reason
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
when it's bat'leth time but your wife is in the bedroom for some reason
what do you MEAN deanna troi could have had a thing with worf but settled for riker???????????
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
what do you MEAN deanna troi could have had a thing with worf but settled for riker???????????
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About to risk it all at Thanksgiving
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
About to risk it all at Thanksgiving
Feel like im visiting a celebrity's hometown
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Feel like im visiting a celebrity's hometown
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DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
been drawing birds for fun and possibly profit
November 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
been drawing birds for fun and possibly profit
getting excited about the birds that hang out in the Costco parking lot
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
getting excited about the birds that hang out in the Costco parking lot
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I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended
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Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm a person who just reaches for something to read at any given time. my conscious mind won't register that the paper I've grabbed is the Onion and I'll be reading and suddenly go "wait what" because the headline is e.g. "Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal." subscription recommended