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dildomancy.bsky.social
femboy will riker
@dildomancy.bsky.social
(not the actor)

under 18 dni
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Throwing popcorn at you and booing because your take was so bad
dont trust people who call grapefruit "pamplemousse" when they aint french
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 AM
ppl on the horror subs complaining that welcome to Derry is "too mean to kids"

what did you think the show about a child-eating fear monster was gonna be like
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
every couple of months I hear about tech bros creating the nightmare device from the hit TV show "don't create the nightmare device"
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There is literally a black mirror episode about this garbage
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Making my own quirk-chungus shirts because I don't trust anyone anymore
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's a red flag when the dr ur about to see has this on their web page right
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Amina Mucciolo is a huge inspiration and an icon in general and they deserve better
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December 9, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It is so fucking hard to shop for clothing online nowadays there is just so much ai slop being used to sell shitty products it's insane
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I heard this episode of tng was wack but
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Yall ever go to outback steakhouse for a chill dinner with ur wife and end up seated near some soap opera shit going down and have to sheepishly eat ur toopaloopa fries in silence while staring across the table at each other until the psychotic party leaves
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Me every time something AI gets added to something I enjoy
May 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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This will live rent-free in my head until I die.
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Do not listen to the chex mix recipe on the boxes!! If you put cereal in the microwave you will get charcoal-flavored charcoal!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
surprise! evil company declares "white" to be the color of 2026
no i don’t think so.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Thinking abt Chinese pizza hut salad bar hacks again
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
maybe I should go back to patent law
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Woah. She's really flying
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Jimmy Carr really said "Emma Laird and Tom Felton are the most inbred-looking actors alive"
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM