Tom Bombadildo
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You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
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Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Absquatulate [ab-SKWAH-chyuh-leyt]
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
That new stranger things is absolute chaos and I’m here for it. With each season the complexities have dropped away and now we’re down to “heroes fuck shit up.” Turn off your brain and it’s awesome
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That new stranger things is absolute chaos and I’m here for it. With each season the complexities have dropped away and now we’re down to “heroes fuck shit up.” Turn off your brain and it’s awesome
I'd get more flavor out of that turkey if I licked the picture of it on my screen
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'd get more flavor out of that turkey if I licked the picture of it on my screen
I haven’t tried @profanity.accountant yet because that little fucker sucks fucking shit (padding my numbers)
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I haven’t tried @profanity.accountant yet because that little fucker sucks fucking shit (padding my numbers)
Day 2 turkey is just as good if not better. You can eat it alone, so you can get extra gluttonous. Turkey and pie together on the same plate? Why not? And let’s try gravy on everything!
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Day 2 turkey is just as good if not better. You can eat it alone, so you can get extra gluttonous. Turkey and pie together on the same plate? Why not? And let’s try gravy on everything!
“With your Christmas lights already up…”
Happy #blackfriday!
Happy #blackfriday!
Black Flag / Henry Rollins - Family Man
YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives
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November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“With your Christmas lights already up…”
Happy #blackfriday!
Happy #blackfriday!
Happy #blackfriday!
Depeche Mode - Black Celebration - HQ
YouTube video by Roberto Bandini
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Happy #blackfriday!
Had a post-Thanksgiving dump so powerful I did the sign of the cross over it with some febreeze.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Had a post-Thanksgiving dump so powerful I did the sign of the cross over it with some febreeze.
That photo looks like a still from Akira
“Treasured Hong Kong tradition” fuck are you talking about it’s just scaffolding and also it’s not combustible but 🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
That photo looks like a still from Akira
The turkey is finally ready to go in the oven! I say to the skeletons who used to be my family, their bony leathered hands still tied to the chairs.
#blackfriday
#blackfriday
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The turkey is finally ready to go in the oven! I say to the skeletons who used to be my family, their bony leathered hands still tied to the chairs.
#blackfriday
#blackfriday
Keep. Going
tag yourself. which one is the correct amount of whipped cream
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Keep. Going
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Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
Nobody panic, but i think I accidentally cut the hardline to the mainframe
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nobody panic, but i think I accidentally cut the hardline to the mainframe
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
I can’t do any Thanksgiving stuuf this year. So I need one of you to get a pie recipe from chatgpt and follow it TO THE LETTER. Use a vague prompt like “give me a recipe for a thanksgiving pie.” Please share the results
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I can’t do any Thanksgiving stuuf this year. So I need one of you to get a pie recipe from chatgpt and follow it TO THE LETTER. Use a vague prompt like “give me a recipe for a thanksgiving pie.” Please share the results
It isn’t the job. His favorite cuck chair broke. he tried to fix it but he couldn’t so one of the guys his wife fucks tried and only made it worse. And it was his grandad’s cuck chair.
I need him to have a giant public flameout over some furniture that still has his dad’s stinky butt prints on it
I need him to have a giant public flameout over some furniture that still has his dad’s stinky butt prints on it
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It isn’t the job. His favorite cuck chair broke. he tried to fix it but he couldn’t so one of the guys his wife fucks tried and only made it worse. And it was his grandad’s cuck chair.
I need him to have a giant public flameout over some furniture that still has his dad’s stinky butt prints on it
I need him to have a giant public flameout over some furniture that still has his dad’s stinky butt prints on it
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there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
there comes a moment about five minutes after encountering a lost dog when you stop actively looking for a panicked owner and start to imagine a life with the dog. which makes the owner’s eventual appearance pretty bittersweet
I know it’s drippy, but if that “long december” song comes on, I’m listening all the way through
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I know it’s drippy, but if that “long december” song comes on, I’m listening all the way through
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Democrats are going to abolish ICE. Abolish through ACCOUNTABILITY
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Democrats are going to abolish ICE. Abolish through ACCOUNTABILITY
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No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
The ratio is delightful but all pie sucks ass. Pretty much an cake or cookie will steal pie’s lunch money and shove it into a locker with its dry-ass pointless crust and too much effort for minimal payout. Fuck all dessert pies
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The ratio is delightful but all pie sucks ass. Pretty much an cake or cookie will steal pie’s lunch money and shove it into a locker with its dry-ass pointless crust and too much effort for minimal payout. Fuck all dessert pies
Well, he was in LA for a long time but i guess they put him in prison for rape,
Never forget that the devil financed the lord of the rings and a bunch of Kevin Smith movies (which explains some stuff).
I never screenshot “replies disabled” posts, but sometimes you have to get the riff out
Never forget that the devil financed the lord of the rings and a bunch of Kevin Smith movies (which explains some stuff).
I never screenshot “replies disabled” posts, but sometimes you have to get the riff out
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well, he was in LA for a long time but i guess they put him in prison for rape,
Never forget that the devil financed the lord of the rings and a bunch of Kevin Smith movies (which explains some stuff).
I never screenshot “replies disabled” posts, but sometimes you have to get the riff out
Never forget that the devil financed the lord of the rings and a bunch of Kevin Smith movies (which explains some stuff).
I never screenshot “replies disabled” posts, but sometimes you have to get the riff out
Feels like they chose Thailand knowing it’d stack the deck a bit
the Ipsos Pride survey is genuinely an awesome product, but jesus the difference in the UK/US on trans issues is nuts
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Feels like they chose Thailand knowing it’d stack the deck a bit
The best bit that Pluribus could do would be to have a ton of people on different floats at the Macy's parade all start talking at there same time in a polite monotone "I just wanted to wish you all a happy thanksgiving."
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The best bit that Pluribus could do would be to have a ton of people on different floats at the Macy's parade all start talking at there same time in a polite monotone "I just wanted to wish you all a happy thanksgiving."