Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Strong floor, no ceiling, plenty of spf 40 to people who deserve it
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Strong floor, no ceiling, plenty of spf 40 to people who deserve it
Also the coat of someone who shoplifted the entire bangle jewelry section of a Claire’s
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Also the coat of someone who shoplifted the entire bangle jewelry section of a Claire’s
I read this as a verse of “we didn’t start the fire.” It does not scan very well
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I read this as a verse of “we didn’t start the fire.” It does not scan very well
It's gonna be so sweet to have a meal and not obsess about the negative consequences that I've made up entirely in my mind.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's gonna be so sweet to have a meal and not obsess about the negative consequences that I've made up entirely in my mind.
I'll stop doing that to myself any day now, I'm sure.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'll stop doing that to myself any day now, I'm sure.
Oh, you mean the macaroni and ch?
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh, you mean the macaroni and ch?
Lots and lots and lots of overseas sales
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Lots and lots and lots of overseas sales
Once they go slur, they all say “yes, sir”
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Once they go slur, they all say “yes, sir”
That’s just underwear with a belt, no fooling me
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That’s just underwear with a belt, no fooling me
To you, i guess. UNO REVERSE
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To you, i guess. UNO REVERSE
Once they’ve had raccoon they never go backoon
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Once they’ve had raccoon they never go backoon
For reasons I don't understand, @badposter.lol has become a magnet for weird blue maga dorks
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
For reasons I don't understand, @badposter.lol has become a magnet for weird blue maga dorks
Top of my head: flamethrower
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Top of my head: flamethrower