Diaphera Prima🌱
@diaphera.bsky.social
🌈Burnt out bookworm obsessed with her wife, dog, and cats 💖 (servant to her parrot’s dark biddings)
She/her🌻
https://linktr.ee/diaphera
She/her🌻
https://linktr.ee/diaphera
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
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The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Not to be like how is it Sunday night again already but like
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Not to be like how is it Sunday night again already but like
I just feel like in another life I was a white boy with curly blonde hair that eats Cheetos and skateboards and looks good in beanies
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I just feel like in another life I was a white boy with curly blonde hair that eats Cheetos and skateboards and looks good in beanies
I can’t keep track of a piece of paper but don’t worry they’re putting me in charge of a group of children
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I can’t keep track of a piece of paper but don’t worry they’re putting me in charge of a group of children
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tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
New Year’s resolution is to become the most annoying self fulfilled version of myself possible 🎆✌️
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 AM
New Year’s resolution is to become the most annoying self fulfilled version of myself possible 🎆✌️
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
This traitor literally stole my blanket as soon as I stood up
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This traitor literally stole my blanket as soon as I stood up
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The ideal work life balance is all life no work
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The ideal work life balance is all life no work
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?
It is better to be the right hand of the Devil than in his path, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?
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All I need to be happy are the three Fs. Friends, family and five hundred thousand dollars.
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All I need to be happy are the three Fs. Friends, family and five hundred thousand dollars.
I was pretty sure a triple dipper from chilis would heal me and I was right so like listen to your feminine intuition 💖
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was pretty sure a triple dipper from chilis would heal me and I was right so like listen to your feminine intuition 💖
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lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie
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The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
Do dogs know they’re dogs or is it a Toy Story situation where some of them know they’re dogs but others think they’re a space ranger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Do dogs know they’re dogs or is it a Toy Story situation where some of them know they’re dogs but others think they’re a space ranger
New baby alert 💖
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New baby alert 💖
I wish my dog could read
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I wish my dog could read
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Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters
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The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️🌈
Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️🌈
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Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein