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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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[first day working at McDonald's]
this doesn’t look like a farm
this doesn’t look like a farm
September 26, 2024 at 10:05 PM
[first day working at McDonald's]
this doesn’t look like a farm
this doesn’t look like a farm
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i’m one of those guys with a bunch of stuffed animals and other doodads stuffed up on top of my dashboard and pressed against the windshield of my car. whats that all about, you ask? good question. well i’m basically fuckin nuts
September 25, 2024 at 11:56 PM
i’m one of those guys with a bunch of stuffed animals and other doodads stuffed up on top of my dashboard and pressed against the windshield of my car. whats that all about, you ask? good question. well i’m basically fuckin nuts
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WHAT is UP guys, Gregor here, welcome back to the channel: HUGE vlog today about how I woke from troubled dreams, and found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin, but first let me tell you about today’s sponsor, NordVPN,
July 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
WHAT is UP guys, Gregor here, welcome back to the channel: HUGE vlog today about how I woke from troubled dreams, and found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin, but first let me tell you about today’s sponsor, NordVPN,
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if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
April 25, 2024 at 6:23 PM
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever, vivid colors, 4k, uhd, high quality boot, realistic human face, orwellian
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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apparently "fuck me up" is not an appropriate response to "how many boxes of Thin Mints?" my b
March 4, 2024 at 6:08 PM
apparently "fuck me up" is not an appropriate response to "how many boxes of Thin Mints?" my b
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leaning over to my date during dune and loudly whispering “those are the dunes”
March 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
leaning over to my date during dune and loudly whispering “those are the dunes”
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you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake
January 9, 2024 at 8:42 PM
you gotta love cake. as if the cake isn’t good enough, you’ve also got the icing. that’s just the icing on the cake
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and caused an approximately 12-megaton explosion that occurred near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in Yeniseysk Governorate (now Krasnoyarsk Krai), Russia, on the morning of 30 June 1908?
December 12, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and caused an approximately 12-megaton explosion that occurred near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in Yeniseysk Governorate (now Krasnoyarsk Krai), Russia, on the morning of 30 June 1908?
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You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
September 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
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how you accidentally end up an open source maintainer
On one hand I'm glad this isn't my problem, but ngl I'd love to figure out what's going on
July 18, 2023 at 9:36 PM
how you accidentally end up an open source maintainer
bean, what are you doing in there
July 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
bean, what are you doing in there
maintainers can have a little closed issue, as a treat
July 22, 2023 at 10:24 PM
maintainers can have a little closed issue, as a treat
in case you were wondering what to get me for literally any occasion: https://thebuttresspillow.com/
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July 6, 2023 at 6:57 PM
in case you were wondering what to get me for literally any occasion: https://thebuttresspillow.com/
time to go to the vet, bean
July 2, 2023 at 12:36 PM
time to go to the vet, bean
answering questions about other people's code: "I know exactly why they did this"
answering q's my own code: "pretty sure I slipped into a fugue state when I wrote this and the events of the intervening 3 years have ablated my brain cells to the point where I know as much about this as you do"
answering q's my own code: "pretty sure I slipped into a fugue state when I wrote this and the events of the intervening 3 years have ablated my brain cells to the point where I know as much about this as you do"
June 27, 2023 at 6:26 PM
answering questions about other people's code: "I know exactly why they did this"
answering q's my own code: "pretty sure I slipped into a fugue state when I wrote this and the events of the intervening 3 years have ablated my brain cells to the point where I know as much about this as you do"
answering q's my own code: "pretty sure I slipped into a fugue state when I wrote this and the events of the intervening 3 years have ablated my brain cells to the point where I know as much about this as you do"
tag yourself, I'm parked on "an aversion to tyranny"
June 26, 2023 at 2:50 PM
tag yourself, I'm parked on "an aversion to tyranny"
Open source is weird.
I spend years of time/energy to maintain, secure and fund critical infrastructure: basically crickets.
I make one dumb little throwaway thing with zero effort to scratch my own itch: people feel the need to thank me.
Makes me feel like I'm focused on the wrong things!
I spend years of time/energy to maintain, secure and fund critical infrastructure: basically crickets.
I make one dumb little throwaway thing with zero effort to scratch my own itch: people feel the need to thank me.
Makes me feel like I'm focused on the wrong things!
June 22, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Open source is weird.
I spend years of time/energy to maintain, secure and fund critical infrastructure: basically crickets.
I make one dumb little throwaway thing with zero effort to scratch my own itch: people feel the need to thank me.
Makes me feel like I'm focused on the wrong things!
I spend years of time/energy to maintain, secure and fund critical infrastructure: basically crickets.
I make one dumb little throwaway thing with zero effort to scratch my own itch: people feel the need to thank me.
Makes me feel like I'm focused on the wrong things!