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Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go round the outside.
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Before Mel B and Mel C, there was a Mel A in the Spice Girls, but she got fired for constantly starting brawls.
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Before Mel B and Mel C, there was a Mel A in the Spice Girls, but she got fired for constantly starting brawls.
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water getting desperate in his methods...
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water getting desperate in his methods...
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Brain: I'm going to sing the first line of Driving Home For Christmas all day, ok?
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brain: I'm going to sing the first line of Driving Home For Christmas all day, ok?
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
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McConaissance Quietly Concludes
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
McConaissance Quietly Concludes
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Look what we just made with these Lego style building blocks 😊😂
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Look what we just made with these Lego style building blocks 😊😂
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Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.
June 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.
Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’
Touching The Void, Christmas movie right?
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Touching The Void, Christmas movie right?
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
(Listening to French radio)
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
(Listening to French radio)
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
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Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
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It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform.
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After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well.
October 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well.
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🎶 Spring roll for shitter… 🎶
October 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🎶 Spring roll for shitter… 🎶
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Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.
Good night.
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I'm not going to dunk-quote but I do have to note that "you only hate LLMs because you're too stupid to appreciate how awesome it is" is the exact argument we heard on loop from people whose ugly monkey jpegs are now worth approximately two-fifths of a fart
October 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm not going to dunk-quote but I do have to note that "you only hate LLMs because you're too stupid to appreciate how awesome it is" is the exact argument we heard on loop from people whose ugly monkey jpegs are now worth approximately two-fifths of a fart
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My favourite of these was my winky flat in Deptford.
Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters.
It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat.
Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters.
It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat.
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My favourite of these was my winky flat in Deptford.
Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters.
It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat.
Not only were there constant wall-scrabblings but also distinctly separate squeaks and chitters.
It turned out that the rats in the walls were actively fighting a turf war against an incursion of squirrels for the back half of the flat.
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The average reading age in the United Kingdom is 11. They should concentrate maybe on fixing the education system here, instead of testing the educational abilities, of others.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The average reading age in the United Kingdom is 11. They should concentrate maybe on fixing the education system here, instead of testing the educational abilities, of others.
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bro they're rebomping your smoops on flimpy
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
bro they're rebomping your smoops on flimpy