Doug DeJulio
@dfjdejulio.bsky.social
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Doug DeJulio
@dfjdejulio.bsky.social
· Sep 2
It's time to light the candles.
It's time to chant the rites.
It's time to summon Satan
On the Muppet Show tonight!
It's time to chant the rites.
It's time to summon Satan
On the Muppet Show tonight!
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Gender affirming care for trans people is safe, effective, and has a lower regret rate (4%) than almost any major medical procedure. It saves lives. These are facts. The right's talking-points are recycled "they are coming for your children!" scare tactics well over fifty years old at this point.
New research finds trans teens have high satisfaction with gender care
The survey published in JAMA Pediatrics showed that trans teens taking puberty blockers or hormones had very low rates of regret.
www.npr.org
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Gender affirming care for trans people is safe, effective, and has a lower regret rate (4%) than almost any major medical procedure. It saves lives. These are facts. The right's talking-points are recycled "they are coming for your children!" scare tactics well over fifty years old at this point.
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pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
pls I brought you nitrogen and phosphorus like you asked for, I just want to what tree sex feels like
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I like my "I like my" metaphors like I like my women: extremely clever and creative.
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I like my "I like my" metaphors like I like my women: extremely clever and creative.
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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i sincerely think this is what happened, i am not shitposting
This has to be it, right? They had a big Venezuela announcement lined up for him to read but last second some other member of the imperial court walked him down so he just decided to riff.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i sincerely think this is what happened, i am not shitposting
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December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Many artists on my TL right now: "I also write but it's NSFW so I won't share it here.
Me: BEHOLD! My smut.
(Both ways are totes valid!)
Me: BEHOLD! My smut.
(Both ways are totes valid!)
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Many artists on my TL right now: "I also write but it's NSFW so I won't share it here.
Me: BEHOLD! My smut.
(Both ways are totes valid!)
Me: BEHOLD! My smut.
(Both ways are totes valid!)
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I hate making non-cat posts. I hate "discourse". But the number of comments I've seen degrading and dehumanizing sex workers because of that Melania trailer is appalling. That ghoulish woman will never see your "whore" jokes but they absolutely contribute to the stigma that gets sex workers killed.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hate making non-cat posts. I hate "discourse". But the number of comments I've seen degrading and dehumanizing sex workers because of that Melania trailer is appalling. That ghoulish woman will never see your "whore" jokes but they absolutely contribute to the stigma that gets sex workers killed.
I am a complete sucker for long-lasting happy couples. (Maybe it's because I'm half of one?)
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am a complete sucker for long-lasting happy couples. (Maybe it's because I'm half of one?)
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Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
I think my title for it would be "Free Hugs".
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think my title for it would be "Free Hugs".
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"Having no smoked paprika in a dish is like having no blood in a body," is the most Lucanis line ever delivered.
Someone made a mess in his pantry and he’s not happy about it…
Got my Cameo back and @willynilly123.bsky.social absolutely delivered! Thank you Lucanis, for not cooking Tait’s bird, Bird.
#DragonAge #LucanisDellamorte
Got my Cameo back and @willynilly123.bsky.social absolutely delivered! Thank you Lucanis, for not cooking Tait’s bird, Bird.
#DragonAge #LucanisDellamorte
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Having no smoked paprika in a dish is like having no blood in a body," is the most Lucanis line ever delivered.
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Yeah the dissonance here is that when they say “empathy” is killing “Western civilization,” what they’re signaling is that recognizing the humanity and rights of non-white people is genocidal towards white people.
December 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yeah the dissonance here is that when they say “empathy” is killing “Western civilization,” what they’re signaling is that recognizing the humanity and rights of non-white people is genocidal towards white people.
This is pretty darned interesting.
December 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is pretty darned interesting.
Okay, this one's getting saved in my meme library.
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Okay, this one's getting saved in my meme library.
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I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
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All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names…
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In a statement released today, Dexter Livingstone, 32, admitted to his eloquence but disputed the claim by Paige Thomas, 19, that his use of long words made it difficult to understand him.
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December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In a statement released today, Dexter Livingstone, 32, admitted to his eloquence but disputed the claim by Paige Thomas, 19, that his use of long words made it difficult to understand him.
Read, construe, and comprehend this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/123513...
Read, construe, and comprehend this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/123513...
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I'm going to phrase this as diplomatically as possible. The government of Israel is overstocked with corrupt, dreadful assholes. This is not a justification for you to be an antisemitic asshole. Saul from Sheboygan is not Itamar Ben-Gvir. Be cool and be decent people, yes?
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm going to phrase this as diplomatically as possible. The government of Israel is overstocked with corrupt, dreadful assholes. This is not a justification for you to be an antisemitic asshole. Saul from Sheboygan is not Itamar Ben-Gvir. Be cool and be decent people, yes?
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I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m thrilled that Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 years old, and I also find it hilarious that he’s apparently too old to play with LEGO. Him specifically.😆
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I’ve never had any beer by Future Primitive Brewing but I instantly became a customer when I saw this in a bottle shop today.
December 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve never had any beer by Future Primitive Brewing but I instantly became a customer when I saw this in a bottle shop today.
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit