Arcane Bullshit
@arcanebullshit.bsky.social
Profane nonsense for a trivial lifestyle
Banished, I'm afraid :(
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Banished, I'm afraid :(
I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong!
Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.
Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don't actually know anything about Jazz, so please argue amongst yourselves if I got my jazz words wrong!
Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.
Here are some of my Jazz-themed wares, for the jazzmaster in your life.
You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You ever meet somebody and you can just tell that motherfucker's family has some slender, graceful old world hunting dogs? Like a Saluki or a Borzoi. Probably at least 2 of them.
Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Holiday classic I made with secretxsnake (instagram) many frostbitten moons ago. Maybe if enough people like this, we will make a new one?
can't wait to toil this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
can't wait to toil this weekend
I don't know what this is. Is this something?
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't know what this is. Is this something?
have you ever even logged on?
And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.
And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
have you ever even logged on?
And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.
And, furthermore, hi. Hello. It is cyborg monday so you can obtain savings when you navigate to my .com domain. The prices are being degraded, denigrated, and insulted all over the place. We have absolutely belittled these prices.
T’challa is short for Timothee Chalamet
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
T’challa is short for Timothee Chalamet
Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sorry for the irony of hating the system, yet operating within it. I know contradictions are aesthetically unpleasant. Let's just focus on the economy! Go to my internet store and get deals, for the economy!
Listen, I have to tell you something about my website
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Listen, I have to tell you something about my website
oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
oh, you're stuck in an endless cycle of yearning? Have you tried doing some consumerism?
it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it is such a great time to support small businesses, but even more important right now to support bad businesses, which are run by unqualified and unfocussed weirdos who went to art school and are terrible at business.
The word cleavage seems to imply that there was once just a single wide boob that was split or cleaved asunder, perhaps by lightning or a mythical blade?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The word cleavage seems to imply that there was once just a single wide boob that was split or cleaved asunder, perhaps by lightning or a mythical blade?
Zuckerberg outlines exciting next phase for meta: “Now there is no sound, for we all live underground!”
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Zuckerberg outlines exciting next phase for meta: “Now there is no sound, for we all live underground!”
more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism.
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
more classic 'ween bullshit! Sorry I didn't make more new stuff this year. I was busy doing the spookiest thing of all, existing under capitalism.
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
And remember, you have until midnight to obtain DEALZ when you TRANZACT on my HTTP webpage!
don't forget there is still time for evil, and by evil I mean
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October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
don't forget there is still time for evil, and by evil I mean
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I just think the game would be a lot less toxic if everybody got a basketball
October 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I just think the game would be a lot less toxic if everybody got a basketball
idk hallowween things
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
idk hallowween things
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
Don't forget my important business moment happening right now on my web area
May be a meme of scarecrow.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
May be a meme of scarecrow.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
Hello it is time for the ULTIMATE shopping event of the year and it is occurring on my html site.
if you go to my internet domain you are in for some very ideal prices, because they have been altered due to evil seasonal festivities, etc and also because [most deranged and also sexy reason you have ever heard]
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you go to my internet domain you are in for some very ideal prices, because they have been altered due to evil seasonal festivities, etc and also because [most deranged and also sexy reason you have ever heard]
skeleton dump.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
skeleton dump.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
I had hoped I would never have to do this, but I must inform you that I am having a sale next week. I know it is tasteless and immature to own an online domain (link in bio) and host an incredible sale (next week, Monday to Saturday). I can and will do better.
This is dedicated to my beautiful wife who sometimes makes indecipherable sounds out of her mouth while I'm thinking about important things like doric columns and the Swiss guard and dovetail joints (joinery in general,) and Hadrian's wall, and cool guitars, and sporting, and so on.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is dedicated to my beautiful wife who sometimes makes indecipherable sounds out of her mouth while I'm thinking about important things like doric columns and the Swiss guard and dovetail joints (joinery in general,) and Hadrian's wall, and cool guitars, and sporting, and so on.
do your birds or you are going out into the trainyard without a halberd.
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
do your birds or you are going out into the trainyard without a halberd.