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Extremely Clever Fellow. majordomo at Frownland Records. 42nd Order of Erisian Posadist Sain'ts, Hidden Valley Branch. Go Stars! steam: iq303
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the wonderful world we live in, where this image is now a threat
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable trump speech where he says "if anything, clinton blew me!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I am such an ass for reading this as Crow in my head
Well just got into a nasty car accident, vehicle totalled, I’m a bit bruised and shaken up but mostly fine I think.

Now that cops and tow trucks are gone and I’m home, I have to say the thing all people love to say: IT WASN’T MY FAULT.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
don't buy starbucks.

not because of the strike or anything, just on general principle
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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up Gen X posting on bsky and i'm like,
Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever (Music Video) (better quality)
YouTube video by drzazgi
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
no, this is *MY* united states of WHATEVER
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
so "wishing harm on others" is a suspension/ban offense on bsky, so i'm gonna go ahead and hope that ted cruz "has a very nice day"

no, that's not a euphemism, it is not at all coded language. how dare
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
fuck nike
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Am I gonna heal from this? He won’t admit to it
Nothing to figure out; I gotta get him out
It’s time the truth was out that he don’t give a
Shit about me
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Dismantle the patriarchy and burn it all down
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Us in the car

Me: [still tearing up] so … I’m your best friend fr?

Son: ma not right now 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
with a good few years under my belt, I can pretty safely say this is the greatest bug report of all time
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
would gladly do many unsavory things to see this happen
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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consistently depressed that i chose the wrong life, when i could've just chosen "get paid for being wrong all the time"
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
what the actual fuck?
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Wake up babe, new @thedemocrats logo just dropped
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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*whispers* the music's not even that good
A reminder that Lin-Manuel Miranda is disliked in Puerto Rico because of his support for PROMESA. His dad is a wealthy lobbyist. Hamilton is a weird fucking retelling of the founding of America, somewhat sanitized by liberal representation. IDGAF how good the music is.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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They think you’re stupid.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.

I get it. I have my own feelings.

🧵
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Are you serious?" is a question you can only ask if you've been in a coma for a few decades
When Democrats offered a clean ONE-year extension of the tax credits—which is truly the most straightforward and common-sense thing we can do for people facing gigantic premium hikes this year—Republicans said “never, ever, ever, ever.” They called it “political terrorism.” Are you serious?
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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"people caring too much (at all) about pitchfork" has been a reliable hellworld indicator for

. . .fuck me, 29 years
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Go get some prints for the holidays (there's a sale!) www.inprnt.com/gallery/dsam...
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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THEY HAVE ZERO LEVERAGE. NADA, NONE.
They are going to absolutely EXHAUST their partisans again "fighting" in December for ACA subsidies that Johnson has basically already said are dead cuz he won't bring them up for a vote. MEANWHILE you are supposed to trust these MFing Democratic Senators to do what, exactly???? MESSAGE WELL, LOL
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i luv auto-captions, feat. @stevedangle20.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Apparently there’s a kitschy retro 90’s coffee shop opening in my neighborhood that will be selling bubble tea on a menu with Blockbuster Video fonts, and I think this is how Rutger Hauer felt in Blade Runner when he decided it was time to die
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
alright, fine
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM