Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

Why

we unfortunately need a version of this for 20-somethings living in the highest demand urban centers in the country

Posted on instagram for the first time in uhhh four years. If it doesn’t get one thousand likes then I will not post again until 2030.

this is something I think about a lot vis a vis observability. people have a pretty good instinct but pretty poor outcomes when it comes to telemetry design; we know when we’re at our own “context window” but its tricky to promulgate that at scale

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this too is Sonic Adventure 2

Coquito, classic eggnog and holiday punch: we have your Christmas cocktail recipes covered. nyti.ms/4ajOxpU

Twin Peaks: A body, wrapped in plastic washed ashore near a log.

Schon bitter. Die Züge der Deutschen Bahn waren 2025 insgesamt länger verspätet als die Züge der anderen Länder zusammen.

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Hab gerade nochmal 300 Euro in 55.211 Yen getauscht. Dieser Wechselkurs ist echt crazy, Japan war (trotz gestiegener Flug und Hotelpreise) noch nie so günstig. 😱✨

KNORKE

imagine the world if we could convince ml people to use anything but python

the complex interwoven threads of discourse surrounding Northsky is unfortunate, all of the drama is so opaque and difficult to parse if you aren’t chronically online and knowledgeable of all the lore about each individual person in the saga — makes my head spin trying to follow things

When you start Dark Souls

i went to Paris this year for the first time since 2008 and it was wild how much easier the Metro was to use, supposedly because of improvements made for the Olympics. I heard the same for the big city Japan rail services.

meanwhile the LA Metro is still awful and the Olympics is in 2 years lol/rip

Gemini deploys a productivity hack

Fonts are in the news, so I'm going to take the opportunity to port over an old thread: what was typography like in the Soviet Union?

Spoiler: they did not just have 1 font everyone had to use. As a matter of fact, there were 39.

One of them, you can see here, used to great effect for "Chernobyl."

Happy 10th Birthday to this Onion headline.

ever since i was a little girl i have always dreamed of flying to i̴̡̧̩̙͕̳̦̣̩̗̺̦͍̹͖̤̠̫̺͕͎̟̖̣̳̹͇̝͍͑́̔ͅ ̶̢̡̧̞̘͙̯̩̮͎̺̣̙̲̫͈̥̗̘̉̓́̈͜d̵̡̨̧̛͔͍̦͚̲̜̦̩͙͇̞͉̭̟͚̪̦̳͖̦͚̫̭̩̺̋̽̓̋̋̎̍̈́̇̊̈͑̂̀̀͘͠o̸̰̝̙̜̩͔̤͍͓̐̒̋́̔͑̇́̉̇͂̀͊́̓̑̌̽͊̇̕͝n̸̡̨̧̪͎̰̪͔͎͓̲͚͓̯̘̱̝͊̍͋̌͘’̸̨̖̰̬͕̝̱̼͇̬͖͇̫̭̪̞͙͕̝̞̥̜̫̞͙̤̟̰̪̤͍̯͙̹̓̄̈́̃̋͗̏͂̔̀͒̋̓́̿͜͠ṭ̵̢͈̪̠̫͈͔̺̙̫͖̰̦̱̘̞͖̫͓̯̝̏͊́̈́͆̀͐̈͠ ̴̡̨̧̧̨̡̢̞̰̤̪͓̪̖͓͎͖̬̝̝̩̯̥̘̘̭̭͇͉̂̓̾̀́̆̿͛̈͌͗̊̑̾̀̇̓̉̆̇͐̈́̿̀̒̿̇̐̿̕͘̕̚ͅͅͅͅͅḛ̶̢̢̨̢̮̖̹̜̪͆́͋́̀͋͊̔̉̄̽̚͜ͅv̶̺̽̽̏͑́̈̂̎̓͑́̋͛͋̾̀̐͊̋͌̈͐̋͂̿̌́͆̕̕̕͝͝͝ḛ̷̡̯̮̮̜̭͕̠̣͚̠̦͚̜̺̮͙̞̞͉͍̲̠̥̟̲͍̩̜͔͚̳̉̀̃͋̽̾̃̓̀̑̿́̃̒͗͛̄͂̊̓̀̋́̅̇͐̅̅̔͛͐̅̚̚͘̕͝͝͠͝͝ͅn̸̢̡̧̟̞̪̳͍̼̞͖̞̰̝̰̝̹͓͖̬̣̭̻̫̫͍̬̫͌̓̍̽͑̎͆͊̊͗̾͋̋̓̑̒̾̒̉̐̂̚͜͜͠ͅ ̷̡̡̨̨̢̛̝̳͚͇͎͚̦͚̱̭̐̍̔͆͐̿̒̀̔̑͋̄̏͊͛̿̈̋̀̔̈́̔͝͝͠k̵̮̦̊̾͗̉̽͗̾̊͗̓̌̂̈̀̑̂́͒͐͐̔̕͝͝͠n̶̡̧̡̜̳̟̦̩̺̰̮̬̤̩̟̼̥͖̟̗͖̎͐͒̀̽̾̇͂̐̅͆͊́͒͘͝ͅͅơ̶̡̡̪̺̯̭̞͚̭̘̰̪̟̘̻͕͊̔͊̐̈́͗̿̽̃́̎̉̈́͆͒͒̕̚͝ͅw̵̨̨̡̛̭̮̱̬͍̮̬͕̺̪͉̘͉̼͉̩͉͋͊̇͛́͐͗͆̂̈́̏͌̑͐͐̽̽̀̃̋́̃̋͊͐̂̌̆̌ͅ with my AI boyfriend

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