Book Of Job - CTE Edition
@deadshifthero.bsky.social
Spinning my wheels so much I should pick up pottery. Nuke Medway
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
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I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I’ve started using the term “ethnic cleansing campaign” to describe the ICE occupation here in Minnesota. This is deliberate because the reality on the ground is that, at a given moment, any non-white person can be kidnapped by masked federal paramilitaries regardless of their constitutional rights.
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This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 AM
This isn't satire. This is a real headline published in the UK.
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doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
doing one of these because I have a really good sandwich in there
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Scott Adams won’t see your posts mocking him. because he fuckin died. lmao.
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Scott Adams won’t see your posts mocking him. because he fuckin died. lmao.
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i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i love when people say shit like this and are entirely correct. thats what life is all about.
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Kemi, this is just a population density map
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kemi, this is just a population density map
kinda reads like the person named "2028president" might also be joking
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
kinda reads like the person named "2028president" might also be joking
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oh don’t play all coy like you weren’t thinking about it. daydreaming like it’s the one who got away. i thought about it like four times since i started typing this
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
oh don’t play all coy like you weren’t thinking about it. daydreaming like it’s the one who got away. i thought about it like four times since i started typing this
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
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40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
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You must be constantly, eternally, Stirring The Oats. If you do not stir them, they will stick to the pot, and you will have One Thousand Years Of Sorrow.
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
You must be constantly, eternally, Stirring The Oats. If you do not stir them, they will stick to the pot, and you will have One Thousand Years Of Sorrow.
Dumpstered hahaha @nytimes.com get FUCKED
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 8, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Dumpstered hahaha @nytimes.com get FUCKED
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The world is getting worse every single day. If you just wait it out you might get to see something really bad
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The world is getting worse every single day. If you just wait it out you might get to see something really bad
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You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.
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my gender is whatever wins me the argument right now
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
my gender is whatever wins me the argument right now
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there is but one principle by which i lead my life: never, ever let knowing better get in the way of a really stupid joke
January 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
there is but one principle by which i lead my life: never, ever let knowing better get in the way of a really stupid joke
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It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty