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DB Main
@dbmain.bsky.social
Bell Labs Distinguished Member of Technical Staff
Lead Econometrician, Corporate Strategy, Lucent

That's my kid getting the Bronze at the World University Games.
She's a beautiful enigma

I keep a VanLife Blog here:
https://dbmain.substack.com/
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Thread of posts refuting 2024 Election Deniers.
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I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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The expression one wears when your case gets dismissed before the legal fees eat too much into the donations you grifted.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures."

"He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation"
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
4 years ago you couldn't stop these people yelling "tyranny!" when asked to suffer the mild inconvenience of wearing a mask. But now? Armed and masked men dragging US citizens from their homes in their underwear? Shooting a mom 3 times in the head?
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
For those of you thinking DJ Moore blanking on that interception, remember that earlier in the game he banged his head on the frozen turf and had a concussion evaluation.

He was never right after he went back in.
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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The State Dep't Bureau of Western Hemisphere Affairs today posted that detaining people "for 'liking' posts online shows how paranoid [an] illegitimate" regime is, referring to "political prisoners."

On Friday, a fed'l judge refused to dismiss a lawsuit over State taking similar actions in the U.S.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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In a country that really needs new power generation to come on line, Trump’s policies are the exact opposite of what the federal government should be doing. A little bit of context: oilprice.com/Latest-Energ...
Federal Judge Clears Orsted to Resume Work on Revolution Wind | OilPrice.com
A federal judge in Washington has ruled that Ørsted may resume construction on its nearly completed Revolution Wind offshore project, dealing a blow to the U.S. administration’s national-security-base...
oilprice.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Chiantifa
January 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Same looks; same vibe.
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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I feel so much safer knowing that my president can answer correctly that the cow says moo.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Weissand Effect
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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There's no oscillation. A program designed to force a white supremacist society to include people who are being unnaturally restricted is not discriminatory, and is good.

White christian conservatives wouldn't be able to handle actual discrimination. They can't even handle equality. Weak.
December 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A bonus post for Strength In Numbers subscribers! Using 10k interviews conducted with voters since May 2025, I've calculated issue approval for Trump's key policies in all 50 states (+DC). Here's how each state thinks Trump is handling prices (it's bleak) www.gelliottmorris.com/p/what-voter...
What voters in every state think about Trump and prices
Using MRP on our 2025 polling, Trump’s overall approval is weak—and his inflation numbers are catastrophic.
www.gelliottmorris.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Whoah
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Big Grinch
Mother, Jugs & Grinch
Saving Private Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM