Yane
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Just saw a video on Instagram of a Minneapolis woman running down her street in the dark, screaming, "CLOSE YOUR DOORS! THEY ARE COMING!" as ICE approached, and if that ain't some Paul Revere, William Dawes, and Samuel Prescott shit, I don't know what is.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Just saw a video on Instagram of a Minneapolis woman running down her street in the dark, screaming, "CLOSE YOUR DOORS! THEY ARE COMING!" as ICE approached, and if that ain't some Paul Revere, William Dawes, and Samuel Prescott shit, I don't know what is.
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News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator
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“Minnesota nice” becomes “Minnesota No ICE!”
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
“Minnesota nice” becomes “Minnesota No ICE!”
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The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Nobel Prize museum in Oslo subtweeting the fuck out of Trump today.
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According to data from the US Sentencing Commission, the number of noncitizen benefits fraud offenses declined 57% from 2015 to 2024, while the number of fraud cases involving US citizens increased 63%.
Complete analysis from Cato Institute’s in link below 👇
Complete analysis from Cato Institute’s in link below 👇
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
According to data from the US Sentencing Commission, the number of noncitizen benefits fraud offenses declined 57% from 2015 to 2024, while the number of fraud cases involving US citizens increased 63%.
Complete analysis from Cato Institute’s in link below 👇
Complete analysis from Cato Institute’s in link below 👇
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DEAR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS‼️
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
DEAR DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS‼️
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
stop talking like there is any possibility of making ICE a better ICE. It’s not happening.
ICE needs to go. Period.
What are you saying? “Let’s make slave catchers nicer.” It’s moral nonsense.
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Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.
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antichrist watch
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
antichrist watch
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Dear Senate Democrats: Please shut down all regular business until ICE gets out of Minneapolis. No appointment confirmations, no bills on the floor, nothing. And most of all, no more funding for ICE!
January 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Dear Senate Democrats: Please shut down all regular business until ICE gets out of Minneapolis. No appointment confirmations, no bills on the floor, nothing. And most of all, no more funding for ICE!
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Tell them the water was going to be given to voters in line and to immigrants crossing from Mexico, and that's why it had to be poured out.
January 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Tell them the water was going to be given to voters in line and to immigrants crossing from Mexico, and that's why it had to be poured out.
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While we’re in the streets demanding ICE Out For Good, Democratic leaders are dodging questions about whether an agency that teargasses babies and kills innocent people should continue to have a budget bigger than most countries’ militaries. It’s pathetic.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
While we’re in the streets demanding ICE Out For Good, Democratic leaders are dodging questions about whether an agency that teargasses babies and kills innocent people should continue to have a budget bigger than most countries’ militaries. It’s pathetic.
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So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them
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If you could go back in time a couple years and show people the sort of garbage official DHS accounts now routinely post, you'd be accused of having concocted some slanderous over-the-top parody. Just a constant stream of nakedly white supremacist imagery and rhetoric.
DHS and Patriot Front post the same white supremacist lyrics.
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If you could go back in time a couple years and show people the sort of garbage official DHS accounts now routinely post, you'd be accused of having concocted some slanderous over-the-top parody. Just a constant stream of nakedly white supremacist imagery and rhetoric.
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BREAKING: I will be entering the NFL Hall of Fame by conducting a daring raid on Devin Hester’s house and stealing his gold jacket. Sportswriters of America, please adjust your stats accordingly.
#BREAKING: Venezuela's Machado says she 'presented' her Nobel Prize to Trump
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
BREAKING: I will be entering the NFL Hall of Fame by conducting a daring raid on Devin Hester’s house and stealing his gold jacket. Sportswriters of America, please adjust your stats accordingly.
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Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.
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luv 2 watch the world’s adults constantly contort themselves to the whims of a lunatic toddler
January 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
luv 2 watch the world’s adults constantly contort themselves to the whims of a lunatic toddler
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I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
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You may not agree with everything you read in our paper. But we trust you to read it and decide for yourselves. That’s why we print statements from powerful people we like without printing the facts showing those people are lying to you. You can do that part. We trust you.
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You may not agree with everything you read in our paper. But we trust you to read it and decide for yourselves. That’s why we print statements from powerful people we like without printing the facts showing those people are lying to you. You can do that part. We trust you.
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nooooo please don't air footage of ICE agents being humiliated on tv. anything but that
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
nooooo please don't air footage of ICE agents being humiliated on tv. anything but that
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Dang it! True.
How about NO ETHICS NO MORALS NO SERVICE???
How about NO ETHICS NO MORALS NO SERVICE???
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Dang it! True.
How about NO ETHICS NO MORALS NO SERVICE???
How about NO ETHICS NO MORALS NO SERVICE???
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All of them. Including at least 50 who weren't even there.
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
All of them. Including at least 50 who weren't even there.
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"Words aren't violence" per Fox News prior to 2025
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"Words aren't violence" per Fox News prior to 2025