Caleb
@dawgfromcanton.bsky.social
Golf course superintendent. EDSBS Commentariat alum.
I now see why everyone's poaching sitting head coaches
Here are the 15 semifinalists for the Broyles Award for the nation's top assistant coach:
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I now see why everyone's poaching sitting head coaches
Baron von Steuben's story is basically Ted Lasso flipped the other way around and I'd watch that show in a heartbeat
@edsbs.bsky.social new favorite historical figure
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Baron von Steuben's story is basically Ted Lasso flipped the other way around and I'd watch that show in a heartbeat
And we know that because he's attempted it a couple of times
Max could murder someone in that car and the stewards would look the other way
October 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And we know that because he's attempted it a couple of times
Stanford has nearly traveled far enough to circumnavigate the globe and Miami *in the same conference* has yet to leave their home state.
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Stanford has nearly traveled far enough to circumnavigate the globe and Miami *in the same conference* has yet to leave their home state.
Sark recruiting and fundraising off of Manning's name while masking his crippling flaws over the course of multiple years is a pretty incredible con, honestly. It would have worked if they had an actually good QB somewhere on that roster!
Texas averaged 3.2 yards per play against Kentucky.
Arch Manning is 94th nationally in completion percentage.
Arch Manning is 94th nationally in completion percentage.
October 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sark recruiting and fundraising off of Manning's name while masking his crippling flaws over the course of multiple years is a pretty incredible con, honestly. It would have worked if they had an actually good QB somewhere on that roster!
That call was partially correct (should have been a Georgia touchdown)
October 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That call was partially correct (should have been a Georgia touchdown)
Taylor Swift for boys is actually Tom Petty.
Taylor Swift for boys is Garth Brooks, I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
Taylor Swift for Boys is Bob Seger, get back in the damn Thunderbird, son, we're late for bowling
September 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Taylor Swift for boys is actually Tom Petty.
Reposted by Caleb
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
August 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
F O O T B A L L W E A T H E R
August 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
F O O T B A L L W E A T H E R
Craziest thing about this is that the passing game has been very productive and efficient in a lot of these years despite not having a thousand yard WR. Basically every multi-year starter at QB for UGA in the past 25 years has a pretty lofty place in the SEC record books.
I thought you were lying but
June 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Craziest thing about this is that the passing game has been very productive and efficient in a lot of these years despite not having a thousand yard WR. Basically every multi-year starter at QB for UGA in the past 25 years has a pretty lofty place in the SEC record books.
Just looked through my call history and realized I made or received 64 work phone calls today 😬😬😬
May 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just looked through my call history and realized I made or received 64 work phone calls today 😬😬😬
This kind of lobbying is so weird to me. Bayer still has the scientific consensus on their side here (so far) but with actions like this the public can't help but think they're hiding something nefarious!
May 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This kind of lobbying is so weird to me. Bayer still has the scientific consensus on their side here (so far) but with actions like this the public can't help but think they're hiding something nefarious!
Looking for some TV advice here! The fiancee has given me the green light to upgrade to a new ~75" TV for the living room, but I'll probably be looking at the low end of the price range. What should we be looking at?
May 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Looking for some TV advice here! The fiancee has given me the green light to upgrade to a new ~75" TV for the living room, but I'll probably be looking at the low end of the price range. What should we be looking at?
People will yell at me for this, but the old Captain D's battered fries.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
People will yell at me for this, but the old Captain D's battered fries.
Wallet's a little lighter this year (wedding coming up in June) but still happy to contribute! $160 for Georgia's points margin this year plus $10 per rivalry win plus fees.
April 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wallet's a little lighter this year (wedding coming up in June) but still happy to contribute! $160 for Georgia's points margin this year plus $10 per rivalry win plus fees.
Way easier with the equipment they have, though. Fence builders are being bought up left and right by larger entities who then keep them running under their original names, creating regional monopolies and price fixing schemes while pretending to still be in competition.
Fence builders earn it, though. It’s expensive because it’s hateful work.
This choice made me laugh. So fucking true. Treated lumber and some concrete is like $9. Total job = $45,000.
March 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Way easier with the equipment they have, though. Fence builders are being bought up left and right by larger entities who then keep them running under their original names, creating regional monopolies and price fixing schemes while pretending to still be in competition.
So which Cabinet position is he getting?
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So which Cabinet position is he getting?
Explains all of his success at Georgia Tech, I guess
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Explains all of his success at Georgia Tech, I guess
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1)Historian?
2) History
3)n/a
4)Golf Course Superintendent, somehow
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1)Historian?
2) History
3)n/a
4)Golf Course Superintendent, somehow
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1) IRS Agent
2) History
3) Never formally changed but added a Russian Language Minor
4) Lawyer
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1) IRS Agent
2) History
3) Never formally changed but added a Russian Language Minor
4) Lawyer
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
I am a noted weirdo but:
1) physicist
2) physics
3) n/a
4) physicist
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
I am a noted weirdo but:
1) physicist
2) physics
3) n/a
4) physicist
January 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1)Historian?
2) History
3)n/a
4)Golf Course Superintendent, somehow
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?
1)Historian?
2) History
3)n/a
4)Golf Course Superintendent, somehow
The Texas WR should also be disqualified
October 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
The Texas WR should also be disqualified
Got off comparatively light with this one
September 27, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Got off comparatively light with this one
Mystik Dan sounds like a Big Lebowski character name.
May 4, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Mystik Dan sounds like a Big Lebowski character name.
Guess I'm late to the party this year lol
April 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Guess I'm late to the party this year lol
Converted my kitchen table into a board game table with a removable top this weekend. About 2.5" of space between the bottom of the table top and the playing surface, enough room to "pause" a game and put the regular top back on without disturbing it. Fairly proud of this.
February 4, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Converted my kitchen table into a board game table with a removable top this weekend. About 2.5" of space between the bottom of the table top and the playing surface, enough room to "pause" a game and put the regular top back on without disturbing it. Fairly proud of this.
If anyone can say they're alright, so can I
December 27, 2023 at 4:12 AM
If anyone can say they're alright, so can I