David Lee Bowie
@davidleebowie.bsky.social
We shouldn't call them Boomers. We should call them the Zodiac Generation because one of those mofos is the Zodiac Killer.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
We shouldn't call them Boomers. We should call them the Zodiac Generation because one of those mofos is the Zodiac Killer.
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mike johnson is like
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
mike johnson is like
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks, New Yorker
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
It's only 4am but I've already accomplished today's goal of seeing a buffalo dick on wikipedia
File:Muybridge Buffalo galloping.gif - Wikimedia Commons share.google/vBmuwKc94V3b...
File:Muybridge Buffalo galloping.gif - Wikimedia Commons share.google/vBmuwKc94V3b...
File:Muybridge Buffalo galloping.gif - Wikimedia Commons
share.google
July 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's only 4am but I've already accomplished today's goal of seeing a buffalo dick on wikipedia
File:Muybridge Buffalo galloping.gif - Wikimedia Commons share.google/vBmuwKc94V3b...
File:Muybridge Buffalo galloping.gif - Wikimedia Commons share.google/vBmuwKc94V3b...
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The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
Note to all the dads and granddads out there: You can sing Laura Branigan's Gloria, Gloria whenever you hear Benson Boone sing Mystical Magical.
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Note to all the dads and granddads out there: You can sing Laura Branigan's Gloria, Gloria whenever you hear Benson Boone sing Mystical Magical.
48% Rostered means 48% of baseball fans have hearts in their dadgum chests:
May 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
48% Rostered means 48% of baseball fans have hearts in their dadgum chests:
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Amazon might not be posting the tariff price increases, but they sure can't resist posting products making fun of my hand strength:
April 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Amazon might not be posting the tariff price increases, but they sure can't resist posting products making fun of my hand strength:
My love language is following a trail of spaghettios up the stairs to my bedroom.
March 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My love language is following a trail of spaghettios up the stairs to my bedroom.
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two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one that had a faded sign by the side of the road saying it's 15 minutes to the love shack
I took the one that had a faded sign by the side of the road saying it's 15 minutes to the love shack
March 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one that had a faded sign by the side of the road saying it's 15 minutes to the love shack
I took the one that had a faded sign by the side of the road saying it's 15 minutes to the love shack
Ominous bulges...
March 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ominous bulges...
Any other white guys with acoustic guitars mashing up Fast Car and Yall Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack or am I like 10 years late to this party?
March 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Any other white guys with acoustic guitars mashing up Fast Car and Yall Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack or am I like 10 years late to this party?
Got a phone call from my area code and I've never been so horrified.
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Got a phone call from my area code and I've never been so horrified.
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whatever happens it is important to remember the one fundamental thing we all have in common-- every person, at one point or another, has bought weed off a guy named "Spider"
March 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
whatever happens it is important to remember the one fundamental thing we all have in common-- every person, at one point or another, has bought weed off a guy named "Spider"
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I can't tell you how long I've dreamed about possibly dying of a treatable illness while returning outstanding value to my employer's shareholders
March 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can't tell you how long I've dreamed about possibly dying of a treatable illness while returning outstanding value to my employer's shareholders
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Super stoked for the ides of March this year for some reason idk 👉👈
February 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Super stoked for the ides of March this year for some reason idk 👉👈
Looking forward to seeing Ringo picking up the guitar and playing the guitar on a bunch of Beatles songs. Because Ringo played guitar for the Beatles per my inside source MSN:
February 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Looking forward to seeing Ringo picking up the guitar and playing the guitar on a bunch of Beatles songs. Because Ringo played guitar for the Beatles per my inside source MSN:
Just bought a mini washer from Amazon and this is what the box says:
February 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just bought a mini washer from Amazon and this is what the box says:
GIVE ME THE NITROUS
Texas Dentist Caught With More Than a Hundred Laughing Gas Canisters in His Car Admitted to 'Inhaling All Day.’
This marks the dentist's third nitrous oxide-related arrest since October.
www.latintimes.com/texas-dentis...
This marks the dentist's third nitrous oxide-related arrest since October.
www.latintimes.com/texas-dentis...
Texas Dentist Caught With More Than a Hundred Laughing Gas Canisters in His Car Admitted to 'Inhaling All Day': Police
Houston dentist Christopher Pedlar was arrested with over 100 nitrous oxide canisters in his car and admitted to inhaling the gas all day, police said.
www.latintimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
GIVE ME THE NITROUS
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Social Security is self funded and is not an entitlement.
Republicans want you to believe your earned benefits that you paid for Social Security and Medicare are Entitlements
Meaning they decide if you are entitled to them
Don’t let them
Meaning they decide if you are entitled to them
Don’t let them
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Social Security is self funded and is not an entitlement.