Ted Tubi
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November 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I think we can all agree that life started getting worse when Texas executed the Cookie Crisp
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November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I think we can all agree that life started getting worse when Texas executed the Cookie Crisp
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hi!!!! you may notice that Nov. 7 has Happened Already; we're gonna push back the submission deadline to Sunday, December 21st. please please please keep sending us stuff, we would love to publish your stories and poems!!
excited to announce the fourth issue of New Session, the world's premiere telnet-based literary magazine
"Upheaval"
submissions are open today, and close November 7th, for a December release
read the guidelines and theme here: anewsession.com/issue4
"Upheaval"
submissions are open today, and close November 7th, for a December release
read the guidelines and theme here: anewsession.com/issue4
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
hi!!!! you may notice that Nov. 7 has Happened Already; we're gonna push back the submission deadline to Sunday, December 21st. please please please keep sending us stuff, we would love to publish your stories and poems!!
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS NW
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS NW
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Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
My goodness the aurora must be strong if the clouds are glowing like this (socked in but dang)
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
My goodness the aurora must be strong if the clouds are glowing like this (socked in but dang)
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watched this again last night and i love that there are a bunch of interviews where Werner Herzog asks "could the man have been friends with the bears" and the expert always says no
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
watched this again last night and i love that there are a bunch of interviews where Werner Herzog asks "could the man have been friends with the bears" and the expert always says no
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Like clockwork
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Like clockwork
Therapist: So you didn't cry when your father died, but you say you "wail like a little baby" when you hear the Gordon Lightfoot song, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
Me, a tear running down my cheek: Doc, today is November 10 and there is an awful storm outside. Just like*sniff* oh my lord
Me, a tear running down my cheek: Doc, today is November 10 and there is an awful storm outside. Just like*sniff* oh my lord
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Therapist: So you didn't cry when your father died, but you say you "wail like a little baby" when you hear the Gordon Lightfoot song, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"?
Me, a tear running down my cheek: Doc, today is November 10 and there is an awful storm outside. Just like*sniff* oh my lord
Me, a tear running down my cheek: Doc, today is November 10 and there is an awful storm outside. Just like*sniff* oh my lord
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All my old MinnPost charts broke in a website changeover, but if you want to know if the gales of November really came early, here's the story for you from the archives:
www.minnpost.com/uncategorize...
www.minnpost.com/uncategorize...
What exactly are the gales of November? And is November 10 really ‘early’ for them? - MinnPost
Of course we’re writing about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
www.minnpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
All my old MinnPost charts broke in a website changeover, but if you want to know if the gales of November really came early, here's the story for you from the archives:
www.minnpost.com/uncategorize...
www.minnpost.com/uncategorize...
Oh what a glorious find in the free box
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Oh what a glorious find in the free box
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
That's better, nice and far away from the window now, where the cat wants to sit lol
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That's better, nice and far away from the window now, where the cat wants to sit lol
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THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME IT IS MY HOLE
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME IT IS MY HOLE
So when will the fiest space elevator grift start? I feel like Elon is the obvious choice when it becomes clear that Starship is not going to work the way its designed. Like, "we will put a fuel depot in orbit, via space elevator, to efficiently fuel the ships" or some bullshit like that
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So when will the fiest space elevator grift start? I feel like Elon is the obvious choice when it becomes clear that Starship is not going to work the way its designed. Like, "we will put a fuel depot in orbit, via space elevator, to efficiently fuel the ships" or some bullshit like that
My most treasured memory? Why that would be when my mom rented "Happiness" thinking it was "Pursuit of Happyness" for a family movie night.
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My most treasured memory? Why that would be when my mom rented "Happiness" thinking it was "Pursuit of Happyness" for a family movie night.