@davematson.bsky.social
Imagine actually wanting attention, when you can just be left alone instead.
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Guys before I refuse an invitation I am always sure to ask for details about the wildness of the event and hammer out specifics of my travel to that event and that’s when I hit em with I AM NOT COMING WEIRDO but always using a different communications method than for the previous conversations
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Guys before I refuse an invitation I am always sure to ask for details about the wildness of the event and hammer out specifics of my travel to that event and that’s when I hit em with I AM NOT COMING WEIRDO but always using a different communications method than for the previous conversations
There was a protest that briefly disrupted a church service. No one was harmed.
Multiple citizens have been killed in the street by ICE.
Which issue is our nation's attorney general spending her time on?
Multiple citizens have been killed in the street by ICE.
Which issue is our nation's attorney general spending her time on?
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There was a protest that briefly disrupted a church service. No one was harmed.
Multiple citizens have been killed in the street by ICE.
Which issue is our nation's attorney general spending her time on?
Multiple citizens have been killed in the street by ICE.
Which issue is our nation's attorney general spending her time on?
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Invite them in. Give them Pringles. Let them sleep in your bed.
![photo of an opossum crouched in the corner of a slightly opened garage. over the picture is the text:
Hello, I'm the Opossum in your garage [doue paw print emoji]
• I came in because it's 12°F
outside and I have no body fat
• I am not aggressive-that hissing means I'm terrified
• I eat 5,000 ticks per season (you're welcome)
• I am nearly immune to rabies-my body
temperature is too low
• I will leave on my own if you leave the garage door cracked tonight
Please don't call animal control. I'm not a pest. I'm a Lyme disease prevention unit, just trying not to freeze.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cn2d7mov6fegaea7zgycgsfz/bafkreigjc3hj636z42w6f5z3zjdrwf7focknek3u5kfdckuhimgmucxwdq@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Invite them in. Give them Pringles. Let them sleep in your bed.
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We can’t ignore the gendered dynamics of what we just saw katemanne.substack.com/p/renee-good...
Renee Good’s Murder was Misogyny
We cannot ignore the distinctively gendered dynamics of this—and much other—fascist violence
katemanne.substack.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 AM
We can’t ignore the gendered dynamics of what we just saw katemanne.substack.com/p/renee-good...
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Every FBI press conference is babbling about how much they love their state and local partners. Until they don't. The FBI is shutting Minnesota out of the investigation into Renee Good's shooting so Kash Patel can sweep everything under the rug.
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every FBI press conference is babbling about how much they love their state and local partners. Until they don't. The FBI is shutting Minnesota out of the investigation into Renee Good's shooting so Kash Patel can sweep everything under the rug.
Is Marco entering his Kissinger era? But even dumber and less subtle.
January 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Is Marco entering his Kissinger era? But even dumber and less subtle.
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
Why would I ever want to time my dryer?
Please get my clothes dry, it’s not for me to guess how long it will take. You guys work that out and let me know.
Please get my clothes dry, it’s not for me to guess how long it will take. You guys work that out and let me know.
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Why would I ever want to time my dryer?
Please get my clothes dry, it’s not for me to guess how long it will take. You guys work that out and let me know.
Please get my clothes dry, it’s not for me to guess how long it will take. You guys work that out and let me know.
HOMER HIVE RISE UP
The movie is Christopher Nolan’s first since his Oscar-winning “Oppenheimer,” which was released in 2023 and garnered 50 million views on its trailer in 24 hours.
Christopher Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ Trailer Earns 121.4 Million Views In First 24 Hours—Doubles ‘Oppenheimer’
The movie is Christopher Nolan’s first since his Oscar-winning “Oppenheimer,” which was released in 2023 and garnered 50 million views on its trailer in 24 hours.
www.forbes.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
HOMER HIVE RISE UP
Chicago sunroof!
now how did i miss this insane story
The locally infamous "Delco Pooper" gets counseling and community service as part of program for first-time offenders.
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...
🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Chicago sunroof!
At least with cameo, the money is direct to the artist or celeb.
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Disney wants you to AI-generate yourself into your favorite Marvel movie
The media company is investing $1bn in OpenAI – and allowing its characters to be used in generated videos
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At least with cameo, the money is direct to the artist or celeb.
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
This is pathetic custom AI garbage for absolute losers.
Cybertruck energy at scale.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Congrats, you're getting old and you feel like the world is passing you by
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Congrats, you're getting old and you feel like the world is passing you by
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
tbh you're making it worse for yourself by freaking out every time kids do some new permutation of the sort of things they've always done just because you're no longer a part of it
Can’t wait to login to my Disney+ Premium AI account and have ESPN rerun the football game, only this time have my team win in a last-minute play!!!!
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Disney invests $1B in OpenAI in deal to bring characters like Mickey Mouse to Sora AI video tool
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI to bring characters like Mickey Mouse and Luke Skywalker to the AI company's Sora video tool.
apnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Can’t wait to login to my Disney+ Premium AI account and have ESPN rerun the football game, only this time have my team win in a last-minute play!!!!
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
Gonna watch with my AI robot girlfriend, we will be jumping up and down and high-fiving at the end.
apnews.com/article/disn...
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
an elderly man in a suit is dancing on a dance floor .
Alt: an elderly man in a suit is dancing on a dance floor .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
This is exactly how I feel and I endorse this opinion 100%
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This is exactly how I feel and I endorse this opinion 100%
Normalize endocrinological check-ins with your friends.
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Normalize endocrinological check-ins with your friends.
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
How’ve things been glanding for ya?
I regret to inform everyone that I was remiss about having been remiss.
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I regret to inform everyone that I was remiss about having been remiss.
Only a few days list to frantically stream performative songs so you can pretend you have good taste when you show your Spotify/apple wrapped year end summary.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Only a few days list to frantically stream performative songs so you can pretend you have good taste when you show your Spotify/apple wrapped year end summary.
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This is the Cheney obituary to read. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is the Cheney obituary to read. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
I, for one, welcome our new violent and infectious monkey overlords.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I, for one, welcome our new violent and infectious monkey overlords.
JFC
Not beating the war criminal allegations
Not beating the war criminal allegations
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
JFC
Not beating the war criminal allegations
Not beating the war criminal allegations
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and then the cancer cures right
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
and then the cancer cures right
I was just diagnosed with both celiac disease and masochism disorder.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I was just diagnosed with both celiac disease and masochism disorder.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.
So now I’m a gluten for punishment.