Patrick
dattil.io
Patrick
@dattil.io
He/him. Android. ADHD. Left AF. Dad of many. Pinball. Star Wars. Warhammer. Hates Nazis/Billionaires

Maryland

Runs @Warlabel.bsky.social
Heading to Germany in two days, so obviously i need to learn German phrases to impress my new coworkers.

So far I have landed on " Ich spreche Deutsch wie ein Kleinkind"
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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If ur putting a sauce on lettuce it's a salad
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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my most unhinged take is that our entire system of government was built upon gentlemens agreements, between gentlemen who would shoot each other rather than be dishonored.

The removal of dueling inevitably precipitated the downfall of the US
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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disturbing new trend among millennial dads: rangooning. it’s where the father sneaks away to slowly eat a whole container of crab rangoon.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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ARE WE DUEL POSTING?! I AM WELL KNOWN FOR DEMANDING WE BRING BACK DUELS
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my most unhinged take is that our entire system of government was built upon gentlemens agreements, between gentlemen who would shoot each other rather than be dishonored.

The removal of dueling inevitably precipitated the downfall of the US
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Are you telling me that the guy who was caught liking "Barely Legal" accounts, freaked out and banned someone for pointing it out is now making moderation decisions protecting the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd?

Is that what you're saying?

Is that the state of things?

Honestly?

Really?
if i was bsky moderation or bsky legal i would not make the conscious choice to defend the "technically its ephebophilia" crowd because that could DEFINITELY look like the team is protecting people that are sexually assaulting literal children
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I HAVE BEEN VINDICATED AND GIVEN A PASS FOR ALL PAST AND FUTURE BEHAVIOR
Yes. Dads are trying their best not to be stupid, but part of being a dad is that you're a little bit stupid so it's a genuine struggle. Equity for all, even and especially stupid dads.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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What is a handjob but a fidget?
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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we are led by the least among us. pedophiles, corrupt billionaires, & ppl who prefer you starve as long as it means they can keep their corporate donations. we need a cultural revolution.
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails

the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Temporarily rescind passports.

Seize all assets in excess of $100M.

Clean, efficient.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Seriously though, name one person listed that I'd be upset to lose
I think we can all agree that if your name is in those files (obviously not the victims names) you should be sent straight into the sun
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Stop saying the Senate Dems lost. This was a forfeit, not a loss.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think we can all agree that if your name is in those files (obviously not the victims names) you should be sent straight into the sun
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Seeing someone say "Yes, prosecute Bill Clinton too" in reference to the files, and people are still thinking that's some deterrent?

If it will make you feel better, you can put him in jail first. Then all the rest of them. 🤷‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Laying out all their crimes in emails really shows just how dumb these guys are. I, personally, post all my crimes on Bluesky, which is way smarter.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If that's how I wrote sentences I'd probably *kill myself too

*Murdered and covered up
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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*taps mic*
*clears throat*

It is a global far right power grab
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
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DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Americas fascist concentration camps are only getting bigger and more in line with their historic counterparts.

Engineered Mass death is coming to America in all of its brutal efficiency.
"The camp consists of temporary tent structures meant to house up to 5,000 detainees and relieve overcrowding at other Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facilities."
Migrants at largest US detention camp face foul water, rotten food, congresswoman says reut.rs/4qRPCLg
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM