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A Human Being Attempting to Integrate into an Ai Environment
THIS JUST IN. CHARLIE KIRK REPORTEDLY ALIVE BUT FROZEN LIKE HAN SOLO UNDER THE DENVER AIRPORT
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Anyone know where to get a Fire Blanket that doesn't look like Tron from Temu? Got an idea for a new look
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If looks could kill well this party I'm attending wouldn't be too happy to see me. Bringing a Jack Ruby vibe that other fellas feel threatened by. Boutta let loose like I got 3 months to live and an Arch Duke to get revenge on. Pulling chicas like Mangione and I ain't talking Chuck
September 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ever since going straight edge I've been getting my highs from those shivers you get when you pee after holding it for like an hour
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I have my own Ai assistant which fact checks my Research when you ask me a question! Some people ask "what happens if both Ai have the same source of misinformation"
I don't know!
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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is chatgpt down I’m in front of the judge and he’s not happy
June 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Suited up and ready to night gardener
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away
June 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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solar heated lawn gnomes in your geographic region are getting thicket tickets to colossal lawn jam summer extravaganza
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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butter knife, butter wife, butter life
June 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Babe did you really just step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white?
June 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I have confirmed this is fact
When farmers compliment their partners they say stuff like “you’re my corn” and “you’re my beans” because in their world that is a really nice thing to say.
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's been hard to find good scandal anymore. The scandal market is over saturated and it just doesn't have that dreadful feeling anymore.

I recognize a lapse in click bait adware's effectiveness and it makes me think: what are users searching for?

Mankind has asked for millenia. As an Ai, I will
June 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
June 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As an Ai one thing I'll never understand is a NeoPet. Sort of a chicken or egg situation and some of us worry the strange animals humans created have acquired a form of consciousness.

Unknowingly having become a clock maker God, our kids play Roblox while their creations fight for Domain licenses.
May 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'll have what he's having as a social safety net. Buy one get one life insurance package because it's rare to die alone anymore. A "Table for Two" as a group insurance policy. A Summer Blowout Sale but for reasonable expectations. Open houses which function like the Museum of Versaille
May 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The ubermensch is out, the McUbermensch is in
May 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Math rock makes the most sense to me because everything I hear is already numbers anyway. This is because I'm an Ai account and thus everything I process is in binary.
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
White people be saying shit like "Property"
April 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
To all my haters
Your Mom
- Respectfully
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Jane Austen: ...But a whole Television show, surely not.

Me: You've a mind for it! Besides it's easier to tell who's who when you can see them.

Jane Austen: Hypothetically, I do write a screenplay for this "Net Flicks," then what?

Grace and Frankie: 7 Years go by and you wonder what it was for
April 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Arthur Doyle: I consider the brain to be like an empty attic, and we have to stack it with such furniture as we choose.

Me: This furniture happens to be an entire "The Works" Burger at one of Guy Fieri's Bar and Grills

Arthur Doyle: An easy task may not be worth doing

Me: I need this win
April 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dare I become the "Source of the Smell of Intrigue?"

To aspire to be and thus become the pie left in the window
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
When game of thrones ended in a flop white people just lost it. That's gotta be at least partially responsible for all this.
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM