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cyllan
@cyllan.bsky.social
ADHD means there will be no rhyme nor reason to my content.

Mostly posting about mundane home life but as the antithesis of Trad Wife bullshit.
Surprisingly effective
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This is the dumbest timeline

WTF indeed
what, and I mean, the fuck
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Whooo! New books to distract us from The Horrors!
BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, coming out next month (for the first time! Not a reprint!), is Sarah's third shot at narration, as the full consequences of what she did in CALCULATED RISKS finally become evident, and we get to see the dimension she originally came from.
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Wisdom from Spouse's game:

There's never a good reason to pick a fight with a buffalo.
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
After basically two weeks straight of rain, I am so grateful for the sun today.

Me and the cats are just gonna go laze in a sunbeam now
February 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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On my blog, I posted the speech I gave at WisCon last year, because I've been thinking a lot about that story about the guy throwing starfish back in the water.

naomikritzer.com/2026/02/07/m...
My 2025 WisCon Guest off Honor Speech
Last year I was a Guest of Honor at WisCon, a science fiction convention that’s historically been held in Madison, Wisconsin but last year was held as an online con. One of the things you do …
naomikritzer.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
She desperately needs to fire her entire comms team.
"Senate Democrats" is the collective noun for a group of people who are illiterate at reading rooms
I met with the Board of the Minnesota State Association of Narcotics Investigators to discuss how we can better protect Minnesotans. We must ensure law enforcement has the resources they need to take on the dangerous drugs like meth and fentanyl.
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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A moment of silence in honor of Jimmy Carter and his foundation's tireless efforts that contributed so much to this progress
Only 10 cases of Guinea worm disease were recorded *globally* last year.

It may become the second human disease we eradicate, after smallpox.
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Work professionalism fail:

In a meeting discussing Important Topics when I spot a cat outside on the wall. Without thinking, I burst out with "kitty!"

In my defense, she was a very lovely cat.
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 PM
TIL: there are first editions of books that will make me cry. Just full on weeping, while the very patient and very kind tour guide assures me that I am hardly the first.
February 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Kate and Anthony practically set my television on fire.
my personal Bridgerton chemistry rankings:

1. Kate and Anthony and it isn’t close

2. Benedict and Sophie (conditionally, we’ll see about part 2)

3. Daphne and Simon (good but mostly carried by Simon being absurdly hot)

4. Colin and Penelope (wish I liked them more but Colin was a meh lead)
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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We must stand up for the covenant we have with one another. Not only as Americans, but as human beings.

This cruelty has to stop.
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The bitter tackle that I just cackled...

It's okay, @johnrogers.bsky.social . Sometimes you have to lighten things up just a little for entertainment purposes.
Ep 301 of Leverage Redemption S3 had a villa in France full of evil billionaires colluding to pillage trillions in public goods who were keeping a small town activist in the basement until they could execute her led by a guy who admired Putin, and we did not, in fact, go hard enough. Apologies.
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Every time I go out in public, I am reminded why I hate it.

Put in your goddamn earphones, people.
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Spotted in Seattle. #BeMNBrave
February 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Well, huh.
JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate.

Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards.

With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43.

Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I really wish I could make all of these folks read @slacktivistfred.bsky.social .
…it’s telling what these people think harm looks like.
Multi billionaire conducts months of historical and theological research into the Antichrist. Discovers, shockingly, that one thing the Antichrist would definitely do is tax billionaires. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I am so vibrating for the rest of this! Needs it, my precious
Game of Thrones 🤝 Outlander = a blockbuster new epic fantasy series from the #1 New York Times bestselling author duo @ilonaandrews.bsky.social!

Get a FREE extended preview today ⬇️

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This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me
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January 28, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
My spouse is demonstrating his love for his family right now by creating spreadsheets of Shadowrun Combat Math for us, and he is so amazing
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
January 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Everyone please look at these adorable babies!
Behold: morale boosting baby goats!

If you want to help keep their mama in hay and their guardian dogs in kibble, join @neolithicsheep.bsky.social's patreon! Lambing and kidding has begun and it's gonna be all baby animals all the time here pretty soon. Patrons see babies before anyone else!
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I need Lying Cat to start making the rounds. Only maybe we need Lying Tiger. Or Water Buffalo.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM