cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
🔞(He/Him) Ace left ADHD techie. Anti-blockchain. Anti-federation. Sarcastic, should almost never be taken seriously.
I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem!
Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick
I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem!
Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
· Jan 3
weirdos: omg ur ratio is off, u must be an engagement hacker!
me, manually mashing the follow button: oh *you're* funny, you too, oh good info, hot, hot, hot, oh *another* funny person...
me, manually mashing the follow button: oh *you're* funny, you too, oh good info, hot, hot, hot, oh *another* funny person...
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okay so you’ve got your Gantt chart but did you remember to loop in turkey product marketing for the launch announcement and circle back with data science for sign-off on the stuffing A/B test plans? is SRE (stomach reliability engineering) up to speed with the dessert rollout schedule?
Make a spreadsheet. List cooking times (and resting for protein), device (oven, crock pot, stove top, smoker, grill, etc) and temperatures. Work backwards from when dinner is ready. Project manage this fucker.
most people just aren’t going to magically know how to juggle all those dishes just because it’s a holiday. there’s no shame in doing a couple of things really well
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
okay so you’ve got your Gantt chart but did you remember to loop in turkey product marketing for the launch announcement and circle back with data science for sign-off on the stuffing A/B test plans? is SRE (stomach reliability engineering) up to speed with the dessert rollout schedule?
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the what with who now
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the what with who now
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The arc of the moral universe was like
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The arc of the moral universe was like
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If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.
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so THAT'S what a maxed charisma stat looks like
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
so THAT'S what a maxed charisma stat looks like
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AI boosters are beginning to crash out
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
AI boosters are beginning to crash out
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no I will not litigate parks and recreation the day after the biggest electoral fuck we've sent in years
go outside
go outside
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
no I will not litigate parks and recreation the day after the biggest electoral fuck we've sent in years
go outside
go outside
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hey!
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
hey!
boss: why do you ping like that
me:
me:
big fan of using lol at the end of every sentence to indicate that my tone is non hostile lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
boss: why do you ping like that
me:
me:
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Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
does the rule of three apply if we count the death of cuomo's dreams as the second one?
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
does the rule of three apply if we count the death of cuomo's dreams as the second one?
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It was. :)
Hopefully Cheney dying on voting day is a good omen 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It was. :)
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"the genie is out of the bottle"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"the genie is out of the bottle"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
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guys my heart is beginning to feel a twinge of something and i think it's hope
Late night biryani with taxi drivers at Kebab King in Jackson Heights.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
guys my heart is beginning to feel a twinge of something and i think it's hope
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Actively reminding myself that being Senator requires not just good political views but also actual skills like managing a team, negotiating, building partnerships, being smart enough to see things coming like understanding how people might react to your tattoos and past social media posts
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Actively reminding myself that being Senator requires not just good political views but also actual skills like managing a team, negotiating, building partnerships, being smart enough to see things coming like understanding how people might react to your tattoos and past social media posts
me: hmm I wonder if there are any historical precedents before COVID we could look into here to see how this kinda thing goes
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
The U.S. is experiencing its highest wave of layoffs since 2020, with close to a million workers losing their jobs this year.
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
me: hmm I wonder if there are any historical precedents before COVID we could look into here to see how this kinda thing goes
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
oh my god put the thesaurus down
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
oh my god put the thesaurus down
after being forced to use github copilot at work, it's eye opening to see just how drastic the limits are on the "good" models, how quickly they're gone, and how much it feels like the entire AI business model is built on the "first time is free 😈" principal
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
after being forced to use github copilot at work, it's eye opening to see just how drastic the limits are on the "good" models, how quickly they're gone, and how much it feels like the entire AI business model is built on the "first time is free 😈" principal
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
🚨🚨🚨 austrian economist alert 🚨🚨🚨
Today in unexpected texts from the college kid
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨🚨🚨 austrian economist alert 🚨🚨🚨
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oh is it time to run "USA Deficit Hits Highest Number Ever" articles again
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
oh is it time to run "USA Deficit Hits Highest Number Ever" articles again