Izzy
@cuttlenap.bsky.social
Sleepy girl who likes robots, books, and watching too much tv. Wee Joker Stan. Spring will come again.
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I speak for your employer but not mine. Unclear how this happened.
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I speak for your employer but not mine. Unclear how this happened.
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Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
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Indian Jones movie where he has to learn duel monsters so the millennium puzzle can be put in a museum where it belongs
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Indian Jones movie where he has to learn duel monsters so the millennium puzzle can be put in a museum where it belongs
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My beloved Sylve!! 😭🌸
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My beloved Sylve!! 😭🌸
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
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My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence
Watching these videos of ICE attacking children, I can’t help but think about how many of these men first practiced their violence in their own homes.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
Domestic violence teaches our oppressors to dehumanize the most vulnerable among us.
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My hot take is that at minimum a domestic violence conviction should carry a lot more of the shame and restrictions of a sex offender; it should ban you nationally from gun ownership, jobs in law enforcement, schools, pretty much any public sector work. It’s our clearest red flag for future violence
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Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
January 22, 2026 at 10:57 PM
COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
MURDERER: yes?
COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?
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pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
Every time I see the palantir ceo he looks more like doc brown
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Every time I see the palantir ceo he looks more like doc brown
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LA is proof that hot people can’t do civil engineering
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
LA is proof that hot people can’t do civil engineering
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
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sports betting in the pokémon universe must go insane. imagine putting it all on nidorino and then a gengar shows up to your house with a baseball bat and breaks your kneecaps
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
sports betting in the pokémon universe must go insane. imagine putting it all on nidorino and then a gengar shows up to your house with a baseball bat and breaks your kneecaps
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As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Naaaaaaailed it
January 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
As a social movements scholar, I absolutely love the diversity of tactics being developed by each city, reflecting their local flavor
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
Portland kept it weird with inflatable costumes
Chicago protected its street vendors by buying up their food each day
Charlotte chased ICE agents into the woods
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Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of