David Couch
crutchley.bsky.social
David Couch
@crutchley.bsky.social
Hello
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The boy(14) had made a paper-mache facehugger for halloween. Here it us partly primed, ready for painting. He's done such an amazing job.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think the YouTube algorithm is worried about the number of Japanese dance troupe videos I’ve been watching and is trying to re-masculine me
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why are so many people so hyper-offended by a 30 second Jaguar marketing video? I quite liked it.
November 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
March 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
How do you pronounce Guile’s name from Street Fighter?
March 21, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes
March 4, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Can you still not do video here? I just saw a news clip where Tr*mp said “Fanny, beautiful Fanny” and I wanted to upload it for the cheap lolz.
March 12, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Here’s my gran
March 8, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Godse
March 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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I know props get reused between films, but I love that Marvin, the paranoid android's chest plate had a previous existence in both Alien and Blakes 7...
March 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
February 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I am hopelessly addicted to Frank’s Hot Sauce
February 16, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“Whatever it is, you can get it on eBay”
February 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
@thechiller.bsky.social sent you this awesome Alien thing on IG, but just realised you probably wouldn’t see it. So posting here Instead www.instagram.com/reel/C24e_mb...
February 4, 2024 at 4:48 PM
This is new information to me
February 3, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Imagine a news story where you say NO in an ever increasingly loud, shrill voice as you read it -
Yeah this is it:
January 25, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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This is bloody lovely. Talking Pictures is an absolute gem.

And, PLOT TWIST...!
January 25, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Peston just casually platforming Bannon
January 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Love Songs xkcd.com/2870
December 20, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Is it possible for a movie to smell of engine grease and BO?….. Because Man of Steel does.
November 9, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Quote with a picture of street graffiti from your phone
October 24, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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Comics are good.

And some excuses _always_ work.
October 23, 2023 at 3:26 AM
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Definitely did a double take
October 13, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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I realized that one of my favorite dril tweets accurately summarizes at least an hour of the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2
October 13, 2023 at 5:36 PM