calling a book about yourself “american __” is some real 19-year-old english lit major shit. like those reddit posts entitled something like “How it came to this.” where you realize someone wrote a 20 page post about getting friendzoned. except it’s about fucking a ReDead
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
calling a book about yourself “american __” is some real 19-year-old english lit major shit. like those reddit posts entitled something like “How it came to this.” where you realize someone wrote a 20 page post about getting friendzoned. except it’s about fucking a ReDead
I think if you combed dc for people who went to harvard who are as smart as the general population assumes harvard grads to be, that person would say “hey stop combing me”
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think if you combed dc for people who went to harvard who are as smart as the general population assumes harvard grads to be, that person would say “hey stop combing me”
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how about olivia muzzy and it’s some weird goblin thing teaching kids languages and when you see the commercials you think oh british people can’t afford real muppets
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
how about olivia muzzy and it’s some weird goblin thing teaching kids languages and when you see the commercials you think oh british people can’t afford real muppets
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i was walking back from the grocery store and this little guy under my car holding a switchblade had passed out from the cold. i took him home and warmed him up with soup and a spare dog bed. tomorrow we’re going to go out looking for a local gang to take him in
January 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i was walking back from the grocery store and this little guy under my car holding a switchblade had passed out from the cold. i took him home and warmed him up with soup and a spare dog bed. tomorrow we’re going to go out looking for a local gang to take him in
every thanksgiving people love complaining about having to spend time with their awful relatives without stopping to consider that that awfulness is in their dna, too. just one big pile of the same hog slop poured around the dinner table staring at a bowl of bad potato salad. couldn’t be my family!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
every thanksgiving people love complaining about having to spend time with their awful relatives without stopping to consider that that awfulness is in their dna, too. just one big pile of the same hog slop poured around the dinner table staring at a bowl of bad potato salad. couldn’t be my family!
goddamn this is cool!! www.instagram.com/p/DRILGoNj-_M/
undefined on Instagram: "giddyup_buttercupMaking very slow progress on the #wip Nemesis Warbringer Titan. Just starting the gold, and finishing the leg pane…"
giddyup_buttercupMaking very slow progress on the #wip Nemesis Warbringer Titan. Just starting the gold, and finishing the leg panel vignettes. Painting in a quasi-medievel style is hard because you have to abandon so many typical conventions....
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November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
goddamn this is cool!! www.instagram.com/p/DRILGoNj-_M/
went running in the pitch blackness getting lit up like cryptids by passing cars and imagining the ac/dc guy screaming “night rolf”
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
went running in the pitch blackness getting lit up like cryptids by passing cars and imagining the ac/dc guy screaming “night rolf”
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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just spent 10 minutes recalibrating the tv to 90s colour tones to watch this
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
just spent 10 minutes recalibrating the tv to 90s colour tones to watch this
new character idea: jk richard simmons. he’s like regular jk simmons but being stalked by podcasters in his dying days. and he’s got a little headband
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
new character idea: jk richard simmons. he’s like regular jk simmons but being stalked by podcasters in his dying days. and he’s got a little headband
having kids just to send them here
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
having kids just to send them here
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Interesting Wikipedia info on the charity...."The foundation faced controversy for funneling money raised ostensibly for families of September 11 first responders to instead provide financial assistance to former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani."
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Interesting Wikipedia info on the charity...."The foundation faced controversy for funneling money raised ostensibly for families of September 11 first responders to instead provide financial assistance to former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani."
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wouldn’t be the first time a patriot killed someone because of oil
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
wouldn’t be the first time a patriot killed someone because of oil
how nasty do you think this one is
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
how nasty do you think this one is
I’m going to get lip fillers but in my brows so I look like a strong anime guy
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m going to get lip fillers but in my brows so I look like a strong anime guy
mr president, what’s your response to critics who say your unrepentant pedophilia is more important than walmart lunch. walmart lunch no important?
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
mr president, what’s your response to critics who say your unrepentant pedophilia is more important than walmart lunch. walmart lunch no important?
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Today I thought I'd show off one of my favourite Warhammer failboys, Ahriman. He tries so hard. I really love how this one turned out. 😁
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Today I thought I'd show off one of my favourite Warhammer failboys, Ahriman. He tries so hard. I really love how this one turned out. 😁
oh great i can sing along
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
oh great i can sing along
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ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ok i didn't actually think the Trump/Clinton thing was real but some of his old tweets *are* a little strange in retrospect
i’m horus lupercal and this is jackass
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i’m horus lupercal and this is jackass
every time i’ve gone to my local hobby shop they’ve gotten a call from some guy trying to sell pokemon cards or been visited by some guy who looks like he owns at least several monster-branded t-shirts trying to sell or buy cards. as far as i can tell it’s a game where you try to buy or sell cards
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
every time i’ve gone to my local hobby shop they’ve gotten a call from some guy trying to sell pokemon cards or been visited by some guy who looks like he owns at least several monster-branded t-shirts trying to sell or buy cards. as far as i can tell it’s a game where you try to buy or sell cards
Migrant Mother (2025)
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Migrant Mother (2025)
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naturally, the forecast changed suddenly overnight and it stopped raining the morning of Cowboy’s birthday for our annual pier walk
magical creature. happy 6th birthday
magical creature. happy 6th birthday
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
naturally, the forecast changed suddenly overnight and it stopped raining the morning of Cowboy’s birthday for our annual pier walk
magical creature. happy 6th birthday
magical creature. happy 6th birthday
you gotta be a real bum to be abandoning a goldendoodle. not that I like them in particular, but that’s the dog you get when you want to let everyone know you don’t rescue and you went to a backyard breeder
Silas 🦮
Baby male Goldendoodle
Adoptable from Compassion Animal RescuE (Fredericksburg, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/silas-79424946/va/fredericksburg/compassion-animal-rescue-va815/
Baby male Goldendoodle
Adoptable from Compassion Animal RescuE (Fredericksburg, VA)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/silas-79424946/va/fredericksburg/compassion-animal-rescue-va815/
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
you gotta be a real bum to be abandoning a goldendoodle. not that I like them in particular, but that’s the dog you get when you want to let everyone know you don’t rescue and you went to a backyard breeder