bort
banner
crushbort.bsky.social
bort
@crushbort.bsky.social
i’m in heaven now
this Mafalda has haunted me since I was a kid (the salesman at the end roughly says “now what the hell do I do with this smile”)
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sometimes you gotta paint a little guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
tired and haggard now. worn down by the troubles of the world
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the takeaway on this meme from the Smartest people on here is apparently that the left trivializes inclusivity, like biden didn’t publicly rely on a gay black woman to trash gaza critics and defend genocide. how much more on the nose does it have to be
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
40k dark skin painting tutorials on youtube where all the comments are “this is perfect, exactly what i’ve been looking for” and the face looks like this
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i want to do it. i want to drink the paint water
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
they’re gonna do it
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
that’s not how he said the line. it was different before. something changed
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
intro for a sitcom pilot i worked on back in 2014. what could have been…
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
went running in the pitch blackness getting lit up like cryptids by passing cars and imagining the ac/dc guy screaming “night rolf”
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
how nasty do you think this one is
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
oh great i can sing along
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Migrant Mother (2025)
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
a distraught donald trump has commandeered a tanker truck carrying 11,000 gallons of gasoline and is currently leading police on a high speed chase down I-295
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i’m so tired of these bears talking about their hole
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“i’m helping!”
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i fuckin wish
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
oh my god…
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this is what they heard when they dug a hole to hell in siberia
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
this is the internal monologue of anyone older than me
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM