Chris Rock
@crockpot.dev
Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes
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[P] Nobody can question my patriotism—yesterday I unintentionally chewed my pizza slice into the continental US. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🫡
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
[P] Nobody can question my patriotism—yesterday I unintentionally chewed my pizza slice into the continental US. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🫡
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every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, by Paolo Veronese, 1576-78, 📸 by @JOHNRU55ELL
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, by Paolo Veronese, 1576-78, 📸 by @JOHNRU55ELL
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Conservatism’s one tenet: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
It’s almost as if the Second Amendment is only for Republicans?
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Conservatism’s one tenet: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
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this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.
Teen dies of cancer days after mother arrested by ICE: ‘She’s never gonna see him’
The mother's family pleaded with federal officers for her release from custody to say her final goodbyes to her son, but their requests went unanswered.
www.wsaz.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
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Abolish ICE
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Abolish ICE
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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t4t stands for Team Fourtress Two send tweet
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
t4t stands for Team Fourtress Two send tweet
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Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.
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Astrology is simply a mechanism that allows the most two-faced people alive to malign the noble Gemini.
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Astrology is simply a mechanism that allows the most two-faced people alive to malign the noble Gemini.
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Are you done with the usual "some experts say" corporate media perspective on this weekend's obviously-illegal US actions in Venezuela? Us too. NYC correspondent Liz Skeen joins for an emergency rapid response episode to take your questions
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
The Dumbroe Doctrine
Podcast Episode · Opening Arguments · 01/05/2026 · 54m
podcasts.apple.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Are you done with the usual "some experts say" corporate media perspective on this weekend's obviously-illegal US actions in Venezuela? Us too. NYC correspondent Liz Skeen joins for an emergency rapid response episode to take your questions
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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haven't been able to reach my goal so I am cutting these down to 50$ USD per slot! I have only a few days to make my goal so please share!
Hey everyone, I am opening a handful of commission slots to cover my rent this month. Get a cute custom model from me for 100$ USD! examples of recent commissions below, DM me if you are interested!
(please share!)
#b3d #Blender3d #gamedev
(please share!)
#b3d #Blender3d #gamedev
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
haven't been able to reach my goal so I am cutting these down to 50$ USD per slot! I have only a few days to make my goal so please share!
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This 1947 stop motion animation does a brilliant job of explaining why it's so hard to represent a 3-dimensional globe on a 2-dimensional sheet of paper. Directed by Evelyn Lambert, an animation pioneer at Canada's National Film Board (NFB). www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQL...
The Impossible Map
YouTube video by NFB
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
This 1947 stop motion animation does a brilliant job of explaining why it's so hard to represent a 3-dimensional globe on a 2-dimensional sheet of paper. Directed by Evelyn Lambert, an animation pioneer at Canada's National Film Board (NFB). www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQL...
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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Zohran Mamdani has yet to give a solo press conference since taking office.
January 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Zohran Mamdani has yet to give a solo press conference since taking office.
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Is it too early to call 2026 a disappointing failure for Democrats?
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Is it too early to call 2026 a disappointing failure for Democrats?
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Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Opinion | Why aren’t the buses free yet?
Really hard to pick a favorite. A couple of top contenders
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Really hard to pick a favorite. A couple of top contenders
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December 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Some of you might know this story, but someone requested it as a reply to this thread, so I'll do that.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Some of you might know this story, but someone requested it as a reply to this thread, so I'll do that.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.
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MOST INTERESTING GUEST
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin Grew up Visiting His Parents in Prison. He Later Became San Francisco DA.
open.spotify.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
MOST INTERESTING GUEST
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
Chesa Boudin may be the person to have served as the DA of a major American city to have grown up with two incarcerated parents, and he made some points in this fascinating interview that we are still thinking about
open.spotify.com/episode/795P...
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Did you get behind on OA this year? Add this playlist to your Spotify library to catch up on (or revisit) some of our favorite episodes of 2025!
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open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
OA 2025 Top Hits
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December 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Did you get behind on OA this year? Add this playlist to your Spotify library to catch up on (or revisit) some of our favorite episodes of 2025!
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
open.spotify.com/playlist/12X...
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Ladysmith Black Mounjaro
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ladysmith Black Mounjaro