Chris Rock
@crockpot.dev
Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes
@moxiest.art this seems right up your alley
February 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
@moxiest.art this seems right up your alley
My mom was legit calling it “Al” for a bit lol
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My mom was legit calling it “Al” for a bit lol
I was nearly in tears at the end
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I was nearly in tears at the end
Honestly I was kinda hoping for something like that out of the box. I’ve been 95% off of soda for the last decade or so but I still like one occasionally. I’ve found that a mix of like 80% Coke Zero and 20% reglear coke is really quite good
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Honestly I was kinda hoping for something like that out of the box. I’ve been 95% off of soda for the last decade or so but I still like one occasionally. I’ve found that a mix of like 80% Coke Zero and 20% reglear coke is really quite good
I read that as “cosmic sweaters” at first which might make a fun sequel
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I read that as “cosmic sweaters” at first which might make a fun sequel
Reposted by Chris Rock
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.
Teen dies of cancer days after mother arrested by ICE: ‘She’s never gonna see him’
The mother's family pleaded with federal officers for her release from custody to say her final goodbyes to her son, but their requests went unanswered.
www.wsaz.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
this is all to say that should democrats win the house and senate this november, they should hold similarly dramatic — which is to say televised and highly publicized — hearings on the conduct of ICE and CBP, with testimony from victims. we want as much of *this* as possible in the record. (3/?)
You could buy a used copy and rip it so you don’t give him any more money
January 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You could buy a used copy and rip it so you don’t give him any more money
The last one has a very Petscop vibe to it for me and I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s just the idea of entering a place and becoming the shadow man
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The last one has a very Petscop vibe to it for me and I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s just the idea of entering a place and becoming the shadow man
He does in my slash fiction, “Love Blooms in an Evil Place”, coming soon to AO3
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
He does in my slash fiction, “Love Blooms in an Evil Place”, coming soon to AO3
Others will be reading this list for recs though, so it’s good to call out
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Others will be reading this list for recs though, so it’s good to call out
Yeah it can be its own little exclave of VA
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Yeah it can be its own little exclave of VA