Cristian Ramirez
@cristianramirez.bsky.social
That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.
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All hail the hypno-beagle
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
All hail the hypno-beagle
My “we’re not Enron” memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My “we’re not Enron” memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the memo
Remember kids if a giant dumbass with a dead parasitic worm in his brain can become “The Most Powerful Man in Science,” you can too, as long as your daddy was a famous politician.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Remember kids if a giant dumbass with a dead parasitic worm in his brain can become “The Most Powerful Man in Science,” you can too, as long as your daddy was a famous politician.
Me in my last Fallout playthrough
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Me in my last Fallout playthrough
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top 4 80s films
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
top 4 80s films
top 4 80s films
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
top 4 80s films
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ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ICE in New Orleans: NOLA Rapid Response hotline is up and running! Report actual sightings to 504-221-1499
#NewOrleans #ICE
#NewOrleans #ICE
We might live in the timeline with the worst president, but we also get to have the funniest pope, so at least there’s that
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We might live in the timeline with the worst president, but we also get to have the funniest pope, so at least there’s that
This meme is funny to me because the reality is that none of those guns are loaded. wtf is any landlord going to do if everyone goes on a rent strike?
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This meme is funny to me because the reality is that none of those guns are loaded. wtf is any landlord going to do if everyone goes on a rent strike?
The 3% discrepancy here is interesting to me because that means there are at least 10 million people in this country that are openly like, “no, he sucks at the economy, but I think the white supremacy and fascism is pretty cool.”
American Research Group poll 11/17-11/20
Trump job approval
Approve 35% (-2)
Disapprove 62% (+2)
(change since last poll)
Trump approval on economy
Approve 32% (-2)
Disapprove 64% (+1)
americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
Trump job approval
Approve 35% (-2)
Disapprove 62% (+2)
(change since last poll)
Trump approval on economy
Approve 32% (-2)
Disapprove 64% (+1)
americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The 3% discrepancy here is interesting to me because that means there are at least 10 million people in this country that are openly like, “no, he sucks at the economy, but I think the white supremacy and fascism is pretty cool.”
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I think the rule should be all Coast Guard are welcome to wear swastikas and nooses, but only both at once.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I think the rule should be all Coast Guard are welcome to wear swastikas and nooses, but only both at once.
Yes, this is dumb political theater. However, it also creates a solid list of the kind of neoliberals that are no longer useful to progress
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Yes, this is dumb political theater. However, it also creates a solid list of the kind of neoliberals that are no longer useful to progress
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
Modern problems require modern solutions
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Modern problems require modern solutions
when someone accurately recounts my words and deeds to others
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
when someone accurately recounts my words and deeds to others
Happy Transgender Awareness Week! Just remember that if you don’t respect my trans homies I’m going to make your pronouns was/were
Hoodie from the amazing transfigureprintco.com
Hoodie from the amazing transfigureprintco.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy Transgender Awareness Week! Just remember that if you don’t respect my trans homies I’m going to make your pronouns was/were
Hoodie from the amazing transfigureprintco.com
Hoodie from the amazing transfigureprintco.com
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Wow, you’re telling me someone that’s been given free rein to kidnap and disappear people is involved in human trafficking? What a shock
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wow, you’re telling me someone that’s been given free rein to kidnap and disappear people is involved in human trafficking? What a shock
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We’re raising pizza funds🍕🔥!!!!! We have raised $6k for 150 pizzas and are working to raise another 6k today to reach our goal! Can you send some pizza love today- funds for a pizza/soda? please share this post, send to cis friends / family who might have pizza funds to share today! Thank you!🍕
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We’re raising pizza funds🍕🔥!!!!! We have raised $6k for 150 pizzas and are working to raise another 6k today to reach our goal! Can you send some pizza love today- funds for a pizza/soda? please share this post, send to cis friends / family who might have pizza funds to share today! Thank you!🍕
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we have got to destroy ICE and salt the earth
I will not vote for any federal candidate who doesn’t vow to abolish ICE
I will not vote for any state or local candidate who doesn’t agree to fight ICE
I will not vote for any federal candidate who doesn’t vow to abolish ICE
I will not vote for any state or local candidate who doesn’t agree to fight ICE
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
we have got to destroy ICE and salt the earth
I will not vote for any federal candidate who doesn’t vow to abolish ICE
I will not vote for any state or local candidate who doesn’t agree to fight ICE
I will not vote for any federal candidate who doesn’t vow to abolish ICE
I will not vote for any state or local candidate who doesn’t agree to fight ICE
Wow, you’re telling me someone that’s been given free rein to kidnap and disappear people is involved in human trafficking? What a shock
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wow, you’re telling me someone that’s been given free rein to kidnap and disappear people is involved in human trafficking? What a shock
Chimp math time
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Chimp math time