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Cristian Ramirez
@cristianramirez.bsky.social
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That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.

https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421

https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
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Meme with a background image of a kitten. Text reads: "I'll just rest my eyes" is the biggest lie. you're going straight to snorkmimimi land
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Meme of Tyler the Creator holding a mic saying “So that was a fucking lie.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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top 4 80s films
The Empire Strikes Back. Luke carries Yoda in a backpack as he trains. Aliens. Ripley carries Newt as they escape the xenomorph hive. E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. Elliot carries ET in a milk crate as they escape the government The Princess Bride. Fezzik carries Wesley on his back as they fight.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Tumblr text post reads: personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day Source: personsonable
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Modern problems require modern solutions
Propaganda image of Mao with a Wikipedia article about landlords
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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when someone accurately recounts my words and deeds to others
Post from truth social reads: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 9m SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! 581 (comments) 706 (reposts) 2.07k (likes)
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Happy Transgender Awareness Week! Just remember that if you don’t respect my trans homies I’m going to make your pronouns was/were

Hoodie from the amazing transfigureprintco.com
Me in my black hoodie with white text reading Protect Trans Folks
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Tim Robinson in a hotdog costume from I Think You Should Leave
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Chimp math time
Quote post. Text reads: Cristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social This is what I like to call Chimp Math, because it's what they'd do if one chimp was hoarding all the fruit. And they would be correct to do it. Fun @funkelly.bsky.social • 10mo i cant do math like at all, but i feel like 13m people could easily eat 6 people The super-rich UK's six richest people control as much wealth as poorest 13m - study
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Why don’t I slip into something more comfortable…
Fake ai generated hoodie from an ad. It is red and white fuzzy texture and shaped like a screaming face with a white beard and glasses
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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As your friendly neighborhood veteran, I hope you have a great day off and just want to remind everyone that there’s nothing more patriotic than fighting fascism everywhere! #VeteransDay
Me in my army uniform standing next to my grandma
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Disney copyright lawyers seeing this post
Meme image of Anthony Adams in a yellow suit jacket coming out from behind a tree and rubbing his hands together.
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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They’re lucky Mamdani is the kind of socialist that got elected because I have other ideas about landlords
Propaganda poster of Mao with laser eyes below a Wikipedia article about him.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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c’mon refs, this was clearly just a tribute to his cousin that played in the East West Bowl
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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If we did that Kiefer Sutherland show as a horror
A dramatic black and white photo of RFK Jr speaking in front of American Flags. Text reads: DESIGNATED SURVIVOR
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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I just cannot comprehend the entitlement of the flock of white OC crunchy moms that decided to bring their daycare’s worth of unvaccinated kids to a mostly empty beach and park themselves less than 2 feet from where I was already set up.
Various beach stuff is set up less than 2 feet from where my black and white dodgers hat and beach blanket and red towel had already been sitting for over an hour
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Me fleeing ICE
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Happy NBA Opening Day to all who celebrate
October 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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El problema es el capitalismo
Meme of men playing cards. A man in the center labeled “Yo” (me) is about to slam a card down labeled “el problema es el capitalismo” (the problem is capitalism)
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Had to give it the only appropriate soundtrack
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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mfw I try to protect my boy from a bullet, but I forgot about my stigmata hole
A picture of Jesus holding his fingers to his forehead looking frustrated
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Workers don’t just deserve a cut btw
An old poster showing two workers talking and having drinks together. Top text: THE BOSS NEEDS YOU, YOU DON'T NEED HIM! Bottom text: LABOR IS ENTITLED TO ALL IT CREATES
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Some real 2008 vibes lately
Meme with a tabby cat in a tinfoil hat in the middle of curved arrows indicating a cycle. Top text: I wake up Bottom text: there is another financial crisis
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The entire sport of parkour is just this
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM