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Cristian Ramirez
@cristianramirez.bsky.social
That one guy from Cracked, Small Beans, and Gamefully Unemployed. Usually depressed, rarely funny.

https://www.cracked.com/members/ramirez421

https://ko-fi.com/jcristianramirez
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Right, and that’s why you swear allegiance to the constitution. There’s a pretty big qualifier of “according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice,” when it comes to following the orders of the president
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What odds are you giving me on at least one of them also having been at the Jan 6th insurrection?
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Considered including Temple of Doom but couldn’t find a picture of Indy carrying Short Round, lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And if anyone thinks it doesn’t actually work that way, I invite you to think about who told you it doesn’t, and why they might say that
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You mean if we stop paying rent then all our worthless living spaces will be owned by the banks that the government will have to bail out? The government that we fund with taxes? Sounds like if I stop paying rent for long enough then I get to own my apartment
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
lol, completely fair
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
*furiously taking notes in my revenge diary*

Entry 1: Graves
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM